@xheralt.bsky.social
I'm just following the "script".
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I'm just following the "script".
Did you get prescribed a new tranquilizer? There's one known to have that as a side effect:
PhenoBarbieDoll
PhenoBarbieDoll
January 2, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Did you get prescribed a new tranquilizer? There's one known to have that as a side effect:
PhenoBarbieDoll
PhenoBarbieDoll
Well spoken! I'm sure I can chain together some responses though, if I frame them correctly.
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Well spoken! I'm sure I can chain together some responses though, if I frame them correctly.
Wait, they're still operating? I thought they folded!
January 2, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Wait, they're still operating? I thought they folded!
And Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 AM
And Happy New Year!
Oh, that was the last straw!
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Oh, that was the last straw!
Time to find a better pear-ing.
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Time to find a better pear-ing.
Wait, I thought it was the "Gulf of SpaceX Debris"...?
December 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Wait, I thought it was the "Gulf of SpaceX Debris"...?
So did I, but it's buried somewhere...
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So did I, but it's buried somewhere...
If it's fully visible in the dark, there's something seriously wrong, like comic-book nuclear radiation...
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If it's fully visible in the dark, there's something seriously wrong, like comic-book nuclear radiation...
Yes, there is, was, or will be life elsewhere in the universe. Remember, however, that humanity's entire existence is a mere speck of Earth's geologic time, which is a tiny speck of astronomical time. We will never match up. Any finding, by them or us, will assuredly be archeological in nature.
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Yes, there is, was, or will be life elsewhere in the universe. Remember, however, that humanity's entire existence is a mere speck of Earth's geologic time, which is a tiny speck of astronomical time. We will never match up. Any finding, by them or us, will assuredly be archeological in nature.
Sorry to hear you've been left in the lurch like that...
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Sorry to hear you've been left in the lurch like that...
That's all right, we're still rooting for you!
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
That's all right, we're still rooting for you!
Problem is, you make an ash of yourself in the process...
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Problem is, you make an ash of yourself in the process...
You have to forgive the alien for not thinking outside the box.
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You have to forgive the alien for not thinking outside the box.
The surgery that would guarantee that degree of recovery was too expensive; he couldn't foot the bill.
December 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The surgery that would guarantee that degree of recovery was too expensive; he couldn't foot the bill.
Does that mean you've been debunked?
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Does that mean you've been debunked?
Reposted
POTUS’ priorities
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
POTUS’ priorities
Sounds like its full of paradocses...
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sounds like its full of paradocses...
So, was she a "glass half full" or "glass half empty" type?
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
So, was she a "glass half full" or "glass half empty" type?