first episode recap: This is somehow even dumber than the original ending to dexter and it’s starting to get SO dumb it’s wrapping back around to being kinda campy which i’m really vibing with. 3/10

script: $20 (premium subscription to chatgpt)
song licenses: $10,000,000

??? where even am i atp. what is even going on.

dexter writers write any meaningful comment on trauma challenge impossible

this show is just so…………..written

GUH the 2025 flashback to a -tard insult are you guys….sure…..

shoot him again he has plot armor it’s funny

lol lol lol old dexter ending “i dunno it made sense then” no it didnt buddy

he might be a serial killer and be written terribly but the man DOES have taste in a sandwich. valid reason to watch this garbage

dna: mom i want bones
me: we have bones at home
the bones at home:

im this reno 911 cop showing up to do exposition for 5 mins