I made a yummy bagel sandwich with a bagel I BAKED this morning because I work at a BAKERY now

My shit was all sorts of fucked up because the first 5 months of the year my phone was the one playing music for a kitchen. This is a much better representation of what I actually listen too. Shout out incredibly sad and terminally online gay people

Professor hamdurger when Jayce flashes the “come and get it” eyes at that divine Russian top of his for the 6th time today #arcane

Wait yall saw this picture and are surprised 2hollis is gay? First off that’s baby so be nice second off go get your eyes checked

Lmao stay mad, was he smoking rock? Yes. Was he getting the job done? I don’t know I’m not well read on politics but I’m going to say yes.

Thinking about getting this as a tattoo because it reminds me of my inner child but I need help with body placement, I only have two professional tattoo on the back of my bicep and on my forearm. I was thinking ribcage or maybe above the waist line.

I hope you don’t just see me as incredibly funny and attractive but also as a Michelin level chef and a generous lover as well

This shit better be good on mouse and keyboard or I’m hurting myself and others @hideokojimaen.bsky.social

I’m in Gucci eating Gucci burger

I’m a menace to society on god I’m eating canned tuna and scrabbled eggs, this is every day no carb no veg just straight up angry protein