Patrick Green
xhamulnazgul.bsky.social
Patrick Green
@xhamulnazgul.bsky.social
Just a guy with too much to do and not enough time to do it.
InfoSec/CyberSec | Citrix | Azure | Coffee
I know there are shoes designed for working on metal roofs. I think they have magnets in the already slip resistant soles. Might be worth a look.
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I read this as...
a group of people wearing brown clothes and hats are gathered together
ALT: a group of people wearing brown clothes and hats are gathered together
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December 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Unfortunately you are correct. The FAQ on their site clearly states that it only works on asphalt shingled roofs.
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
In the words of Uncle Roger, "just use feeling" for vanilla.
a man in an orange shirt is sitting at a desk and crying .
ALT: a man in an orange shirt is sitting at a desk and crying .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Yeah... And be sure to spell the CAA record's value correctly or you get an even weirder set of errors.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Does this mean you have plans for a wall of backpacks like some people have a wall of shoes? Or wall of hats?
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Dunno... Chronotaph sounds like the project name I'd use for either estate planning or the last project I do before I die. Memento Mori, I suppose.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In honor of my late friend, who never wore matching socks if she could help it, here's a link to a sock company that purposely sells unmatched socks. Both in quality and actual matching...
Solmate Socks | Eco-Friendly. American-Made.
Mismatched with love. Our socks are full of love and warmth and character. They’re here to hug that most-neglected part of your body, reminding you to pay attention to the little details that so often...
solmatesocks.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Alas, I have the exact opposite... I have to work and the schools are off (unless you are a teacher, then it's an in-service day(which is really a grading day(cus they can't keep their grade book current otherwise?)))
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Not for nothing, but you need to do more of this style... It's gorgeous!
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Whelp... Guess I know my direction for next summer's road trip. Now to sell it to the better half.

Thanks, Red!
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
No, but that's a good a reason to visit in my book. The Pennsylvania Dutch blood is strong with my family...
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Where did you find such a wondrous pretzel?
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
For a brief moment there I thought you had used some very white boards to indicate where the table and cabinet are supposed to be... And then I realized they are just on a temporary pad to protect the new floor. I should go to bed... But damn, that floor looks good!
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Lol... Go ahead and sue J&J. That'll go well. After the Talc lawsuits, their legal team is exceeding capable of telling Texas and RFK Jr. to go pound sand. Which in Texas would be more productive than most of what they do...
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yes, but what about a rocket landing?
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Absolutely! That was me yesterday. And like 10 days ago. And 18 before that...

It's not serious, I'm sure. Just brain not wanting to brain sometimes. Right?
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yeah... That'd be about right for this month.

And the next call would be along the lines of 'Do you have a comment on this recent claim from <insert hacking group here>?'
October 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is the start of either a really good or really bad story. Only time will tell which way it's gonna fall.
October 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
And here I thought you were just testing out a new car security product...
October 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM