XGenarian
@xgenarian.bsky.social
The average IQ is 100.
Half of people are dumber than that.
Half of people are dumber than that.
I hit the Gen-X Jackpot today:
- 80° in Phoenix
- The snowbirds haven't arrived yet
- The Offspring blasting Why Don't You Get a Job from my open car window as the local meth-mouth panhandler shuffled by...
It was a good day
- 80° in Phoenix
- The snowbirds haven't arrived yet
- The Offspring blasting Why Don't You Get a Job from my open car window as the local meth-mouth panhandler shuffled by...
It was a good day
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I hit the Gen-X Jackpot today:
- 80° in Phoenix
- The snowbirds haven't arrived yet
- The Offspring blasting Why Don't You Get a Job from my open car window as the local meth-mouth panhandler shuffled by...
It was a good day
- 80° in Phoenix
- The snowbirds haven't arrived yet
- The Offspring blasting Why Don't You Get a Job from my open car window as the local meth-mouth panhandler shuffled by...
It was a good day
I want Charlie Kirk's browser history.
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I want Charlie Kirk's browser history.
The Caucus is growing some balls.
Republican-led House panel votes to subpoena Epstein files share.google/L8tjIGVV04zL...
#epsteinfiles
Republican-led House panel votes to subpoena Epstein files share.google/L8tjIGVV04zL...
#epsteinfiles
Republican-led House panel passes Democrat's measure to subpoena Epstein files
The unusual bipartisan vote happened despite President Trump repeatedly trying to shut down the issue over the last two weeks.
share.google
July 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The Caucus is growing some balls.
Republican-led House panel votes to subpoena Epstein files share.google/L8tjIGVV04zL...
#epsteinfiles
Republican-led House panel votes to subpoena Epstein files share.google/L8tjIGVV04zL...
#epsteinfiles
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Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
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AOC: When he talks about rapists and criminals, he should look in the mirror
April 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
AOC: When he talks about rapists and criminals, he should look in the mirror
Michaelangelo disapproves of your misuse of "radical".
March 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Michaelangelo disapproves of your misuse of "radical".
New Rule:
If money is the root of all evil, wealth is the fruit of all evil.
If money is the root of all evil, wealth is the fruit of all evil.
March 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
New Rule:
If money is the root of all evil, wealth is the fruit of all evil.
If money is the root of all evil, wealth is the fruit of all evil.
That coworker that makes you want to pull an unscheduled fire drill rather than have a conversation with them.
March 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
That coworker that makes you want to pull an unscheduled fire drill rather than have a conversation with them.
Unintentionally tailing my boss on the highway... I got a mf-ing bowl to spark.
March 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Unintentionally tailing my boss on the highway... I got a mf-ing bowl to spark.
March 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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My current draft folder is a grocery bag & some off brand sticky notes.
February 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My current draft folder is a grocery bag & some off brand sticky notes.
Among things that don't make sense to me -
Brass knuckles are illegal, but a roll of nickels isn't.
Brass knuckles are illegal, but a roll of nickels isn't.
February 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Among things that don't make sense to me -
Brass knuckles are illegal, but a roll of nickels isn't.
Brass knuckles are illegal, but a roll of nickels isn't.
Be the kind of person the Doctor would have as a companion.
February 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Be the kind of person the Doctor would have as a companion.
I always take one bite of Raising Canes' Texas Toast to remind myself why I don't eat Raising Canes' Texas Toast.
February 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I always take one bite of Raising Canes' Texas Toast to remind myself why I don't eat Raising Canes' Texas Toast.
IYKYK
Happy Valentines...
Happy Valentines...
a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck
ALT: a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck
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February 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
IYKYK
Happy Valentines...
Happy Valentines...
I found melted chocolate in my office chair.
I really hope I found melted chocolate in my office chair.
I really hope I found melted chocolate in my office chair.
February 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I found melted chocolate in my office chair.
I really hope I found melted chocolate in my office chair.
I really hope I found melted chocolate in my office chair.
February 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I have a gap in my teeth and have always felt insecure about it. Yes, it's vain, but here's why it bugs me...
Dentists don't get paid to create gaps. They get paid to remove them. Society doesn't pay to look more like me.
Dentists don't get paid to create gaps. They get paid to remove them. Society doesn't pay to look more like me.
February 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I have a gap in my teeth and have always felt insecure about it. Yes, it's vain, but here's why it bugs me...
Dentists don't get paid to create gaps. They get paid to remove them. Society doesn't pay to look more like me.
Dentists don't get paid to create gaps. They get paid to remove them. Society doesn't pay to look more like me.
I never thought I'd become a #whovian, so sitting through the Bill episodes for my love of Peter Capaldi is the second most meaningful relationship I have.
February 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I never thought I'd become a #whovian, so sitting through the Bill episodes for my love of Peter Capaldi is the second most meaningful relationship I have.
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Irish soda bread season has arrived
February 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Irish soda bread season has arrived
If I said this gummy is an existential-high, would you get me?
February 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If I said this gummy is an existential-high, would you get me?