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I have but one head, and it's my life's goal to keep it upon my neck.
Krasnovian veteran
COYG!
Numbers without context are worthless.
Krasnovian veteran
COYG!
Numbers without context are worthless.
Does he mean that 9 times out of 10 he gets 86'd and trespassed from the bar? 'Cause that outcome is way more likely.
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Does he mean that 9 times out of 10 he gets 86'd and trespassed from the bar? 'Cause that outcome is way more likely.
Plap, plap, plap, them archers are screwed.
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Plap, plap, plap, them archers are screwed.
All I know is $35 socks are involved...or something like that.
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
All I know is $35 socks are involved...or something like that.
What is that? Is it tasty?
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What is that? Is it tasty?
Dammit.
Ya didn't have to share.
Ya didn't have to share.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Dammit.
Ya didn't have to share.
Ya didn't have to share.
The Commissar's hat had it coming!
As the sign says, "Free Smells."
As the sign says, "Free Smells."
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Commissar's hat had it coming!
As the sign says, "Free Smells."
As the sign says, "Free Smells."
Is this one of those "every accusation is a confession" things?
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Is this one of those "every accusation is a confession" things?
Sister's so shocked she uses a little casual blasphemy, that's gonna leave a penance. 😱
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sister's so shocked she uses a little casual blasphemy, that's gonna leave a penance. 😱
Right! I don't know about you, but I've never been jealous of sharks until I got a bill from the dentist.
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Right! I don't know about you, but I've never been jealous of sharks until I got a bill from the dentist.
"bonus use is the nice smell for otti"
I'm sure Asimov thinks it's a bonus for her too. 😏
I'm sure Asimov thinks it's a bonus for her too. 😏
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"bonus use is the nice smell for otti"
I'm sure Asimov thinks it's a bonus for her too. 😏
I'm sure Asimov thinks it's a bonus for her too. 😏
Cook, clean, laundry? Isn't that how Sam's gonna pay his portion of the rent? 😏
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Cook, clean, laundry? Isn't that how Sam's gonna pay his portion of the rent? 😏
The only unrealistic part is Glen saying he's already taken care of Eve's work comp paperwork. Everything else out of his mouth is spot on.
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The only unrealistic part is Glen saying he's already taken care of Eve's work comp paperwork. Everything else out of his mouth is spot on.
Love that Grogna's axe has its own entrance music!
SlightlyCursedAxeSummon.MP3
SlightlyCursedAxeSummon.MP3
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Love that Grogna's axe has its own entrance music!
SlightlyCursedAxeSummon.MP3
SlightlyCursedAxeSummon.MP3
Just don't ask too many questions about the milk's origin.
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just don't ask too many questions about the milk's origin.
I think the funniest part is their whole shtick and advertising is that they are an "AI-native entertainment studio" and then they go and do this whole, "Nooo, we really used real artists..."
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I think the funniest part is their whole shtick and advertising is that they are an "AI-native entertainment studio" and then they go and do this whole, "Nooo, we really used real artists..."
Yeah, her wearing a boot is gonna generate a lot of Cinderella & glass slipper comments.
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Yeah, her wearing a boot is gonna generate a lot of Cinderella & glass slipper comments.
LMAO - Not green bean casserole, but reminds me of a time when I was in a Burger King in NE South Dakota and I overheard two older folks talking about ketchup. One said they prefer McD's ketchup because it wasn't as spicy as Burger King's version.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
LMAO - Not green bean casserole, but reminds me of a time when I was in a Burger King in NE South Dakota and I overheard two older folks talking about ketchup. One said they prefer McD's ketchup because it wasn't as spicy as Burger King's version.
They're such responsible adults! Taking a shower together to save water. 🚿
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
They're such responsible adults! Taking a shower together to save water. 🚿
The clinic my doc's in sees a lot of pediatric patients, so whenever I step out after a blood draw, I'm sporting a Star Wars or Marvel band-aid and a lollipop.
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The clinic my doc's in sees a lot of pediatric patients, so whenever I step out after a blood draw, I'm sporting a Star Wars or Marvel band-aid and a lollipop.