I hate being one who finds out after not being one who fucked around. Thanks Trump.

But he has nothing to do with Project 2025. He hasn't read it. He doesn't want to read it purposely. He's not going to read it. This was a group of people that got together, they came up with some ideas, he guesses some good, some bad, but it makes no difference. He has nothing to do with it. 🙄

The way jaw stayed in place when I heard he pardoned all the rioters.

Are groceries cheaper yet? Are we great again? Because, I just feel embarrassed.

TikTok, Lemon 8, and CapCut are all gone.

Not AR-15’s. Not carcinogenic additives. Not Child Corn.

Those apps are “more dangerous” according to the U.S. government.

And they’re right.

They SHOULD be afraid of The People.

I know not everyone loves dad jokes like I do. Dad jokes are actually pretty awesome, and here's why...

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If you come to Bluesky being pro-Trump, no, we do not agree. No, cannot be friends. No, I will not be elaborating. Hope you get everything you voted for. #blocked

Things I'm no longer interested in.

1. Driving at night
2. Leaving my house at night
3. Driving in winter
4. Leaving my house in winter
5. Driving
6. Leaving my house

Do you realize the amount of trauma it took to be this funny?

After a long week, there's nothing more relaxing than a glass of wine, while listening to your kid scream at their video game.

What I support:

Immigrant rights ✊🏼
LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Animal Rights 🐮
Human Rights 🫂
Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Autism Awareness ♾
Disability Awareness 🏥
Climate Change Awareness 🍃
Love ❤️

I like that I can refer to him as First Lady Elon Musk without fear of being banned without warning.

If I'm ever killed by a mountain lion, just know my last words were spspsps here kitty kitty kitty.