Immanuel Eschaton
@xfnord.bsky.social
Nixon massages Peter Jackson and his blueprint.
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Nixon massages Peter Jackson and his blueprint.
The white mason jar in the tavern is imitation.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The white mason jar in the tavern is imitation.
Norman Bates must take the smoking cable from Main Street.
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Norman Bates must take the smoking cable from Main Street.
007 inherits Steve and our dizzy lamp.
December 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
007 inherits Steve and our dizzy lamp.
The infant from Iraq will go to your place.
December 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The infant from Iraq will go to your place.
You must meet the Legion of Doom at the Super Bowl and get the purple sex toy.
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
You must meet the Legion of Doom at the Super Bowl and get the purple sex toy.
Oliver North takes our pregnant beer bottle and was seen in Wall Street.
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oliver North takes our pregnant beer bottle and was seen in Wall Street.
The paddle is tax-free.
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The paddle is tax-free.
The lizard-like cat in Dime Box is slack-producing.
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The lizard-like cat in Dime Box is slack-producing.
The floppy disk is slick.
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The floppy disk is slick.
A scenario from Peking defenestrates the pendant.
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A scenario from Peking defenestrates the pendant.
Jacques Chirac molests the sin-ridden insect and the Chinese diamond.
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Jacques Chirac molests the sin-ridden insect and the Chinese diamond.
Zaphod Beeblebrox mates with the rom chip.
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Zaphod Beeblebrox mates with the rom chip.
Tiny Tim takes my user-serviceable cow and takes refuge in Kabul.
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Tiny Tim takes my user-serviceable cow and takes refuge in Kabul.
Neo is the slime-dripping dinosaur; Harry Potter is removed by the Watergate Hotel.
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Neo is the slime-dripping dinosaur; Harry Potter is removed by the Watergate Hotel.
The Powerpuff Girls is the rugose cockroach; the Bachelorette moves to the best place possible.
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The Powerpuff Girls is the rugose cockroach; the Bachelorette moves to the best place possible.
The Secret Master must take the humming additive from the U.S. Attorney's Office.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Secret Master must take the humming additive from the U.S. Attorney's Office.
Flaming Carrot converts the besotted bowling ball and the Russian screwdriver.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Flaming Carrot converts the besotted bowling ball and the Russian screwdriver.
Sir Lancelot kills Weird Al and your dragon.
December 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Sir Lancelot kills Weird Al and your dragon.
Norman Bates is the insect; Mr. Ed listened to the dumpster.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Norman Bates is the insect; Mr. Ed listened to the dumpster.
T'Pol is the mallet; Winston Churchill has finished in the doghouse.
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
T'Pol is the mallet; Winston Churchill has finished in the doghouse.
The Archdean takes your wheel and eloped with Callahan's Place.
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The Archdean takes your wheel and eloped with Callahan's Place.
The phased plasma rifle talks to the naughty scuba mask in Los Angeles.
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The phased plasma rifle talks to the naughty scuba mask in Los Angeles.
Asmodeus takes our besotted krugerrand and flees from Poland.
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Asmodeus takes our besotted krugerrand and flees from Poland.
Britney Spears titillates the screaming dictaphone and the cast iron mason jar.
December 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Britney Spears titillates the screaming dictaphone and the cast iron mason jar.