Daddy Koi reference is clutch

Maybe you could pull a Hercules Returns and have Dallah or someone do the voiceover?

Herd races need to be a thing because that feels like the most chaotic timeline....

I mean it walks everywhere and is unseen so I would imagine it feels free to do its business wherever it pleases. Certainly before it gets close to its victim... I mean, can you imagine anything more terrifying than a figure in the distance, copping a squat to let things loose that only you can see?