Xeynon
@xeynon.bsky.social
Typical straight white USian dude (sports, craft beers, outdoorsy stuff, history podcasts, etc.) who refuses to pretend I don't have it good. Philly fan. Militantly pro-democracy shitlib. Free trader. YIMBY AF. Trying to help save my country from itself.
Bold of Elon to advocate his own denaturalization so forcefully.
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Bold of Elon to advocate his own denaturalization so forcefully.
Lincoln was not a fan of the equivalent of MAGAs in his day.
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Lincoln was not a fan of the equivalent of MAGAs in his day.
Seems like they're having some trouble getting their messaging straight!
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Seems like they're having some trouble getting their messaging straight!
Getting lots of mileage out of this one recently.
November 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Getting lots of mileage out of this one recently.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Nah. This is more JD's type.
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Nah. This is more JD's type.
The government of Ontario after Trump imposed additional tariffs on Canada because they hurt his feelings by buying that World Series ad that quoted Ronald Reagan saying protectionism is bad:
October 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The government of Ontario after Trump imposed additional tariffs on Canada because they hurt his feelings by buying that World Series ad that quoted Ronald Reagan saying protectionism is bad:
It's easy to spot the difference because the rectal polyp is taller.
October 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's easy to spot the difference because the rectal polyp is taller.
Every historic villain has a Freudian excuse.
Hitler was rejected by an art school and mocked for his lack of talent by peers.
Stalin was beaten by his father and scarred by smallpox.
Stephen Miller has never been able to overcome his unfortunate resemblance to a rectal polyp.
Hitler was rejected by an art school and mocked for his lack of talent by peers.
Stalin was beaten by his father and scarred by smallpox.
Stephen Miller has never been able to overcome his unfortunate resemblance to a rectal polyp.
October 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Every historic villain has a Freudian excuse.
Hitler was rejected by an art school and mocked for his lack of talent by peers.
Stalin was beaten by his father and scarred by smallpox.
Stephen Miller has never been able to overcome his unfortunate resemblance to a rectal polyp.
Hitler was rejected by an art school and mocked for his lack of talent by peers.
Stalin was beaten by his father and scarred by smallpox.
Stephen Miller has never been able to overcome his unfortunate resemblance to a rectal polyp.
I hate to judge a book by its cover but this is 100% a guy who's not allowed within 500 feet of a school.
October 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I hate to judge a book by its cover but this is 100% a guy who's not allowed within 500 feet of a school.
These guys will manage to get even robots programmed to fuck them to hate them instead.
October 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
These guys will manage to get even robots programmed to fuck them to hate them instead.
Alaska is idiosyncratic and notoriously hard to poll, and this far out any result is suggestive at best, but Dems should not sleep on this race as a senate pickup opportunity. Peltola is a strong candidate who's won statewide before and as a heavy federal spending state Project 2025 hits them hard.
October 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Alaska is idiosyncratic and notoriously hard to poll, and this far out any result is suggestive at best, but Dems should not sleep on this race as a senate pickup opportunity. Peltola is a strong candidate who's won statewide before and as a heavy federal spending state Project 2025 hits them hard.
Women don't like the vehicle.
October 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Women don't like the vehicle.