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Lead singer of @dogparkdissidents.com 🎤 Purple fox 💜🦊 Queer af 🏳️🌈 Anarcho-jewish ✡️🏴 Xenogender drag animal ✨ he/they
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Xerxes 🔜 MFF
@xerxes.gay
· Sep 21
MY NEW COMIC BOOK IS OUT
NPCs, an epic fantasy about retail
Just signed a whole bunch of copies and now you can get one
npcs-comic.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...
NPCs, an epic fantasy about retail
Just signed a whole bunch of copies and now you can get one
npcs-comic.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
Having driven out of the city to chase the aurora borealis @zekefox.com and I celebrate by going to white castle for some steamed hams
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Having driven out of the city to chase the aurora borealis @zekefox.com and I celebrate by going to white castle for some steamed hams
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Aurora in Minnesota tonight
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Aurora in Minnesota tonight
"No, I want YOU to jump off a bridge and die" -my boyfriend, struggling for a full 30 seconds trying to shut up the Google Home which has now started saying that you are not alone and help is available
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"No, I want YOU to jump off a bridge and die" -my boyfriend, struggling for a full 30 seconds trying to shut up the Google Home which has now started saying that you are not alone and help is available
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if you can't remember when hashtag gay content influencers or w/e were eating out on the engagement from sowing panic about this dumbfuck case leading to "overturning same-sex marriage," check your memory because it was three weeks ago lmao
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
if you can't remember when hashtag gay content influencers or w/e were eating out on the engagement from sowing panic about this dumbfuck case leading to "overturning same-sex marriage," check your memory because it was three weeks ago lmao
Straight normies writing comedies where people are like "oohh what's your safeword let's pick something elaborate and stupid" and in real life we're all just like, yeah so red and yellow right? Ok whatever
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Straight normies writing comedies where people are like "oohh what's your safeword let's pick something elaborate and stupid" and in real life we're all just like, yeah so red and yellow right? Ok whatever
Falling in Reverse singing "I'm not a vampire but I feel like one" is just Fergie singing "and right now I miss you like a child misses their blanket" in spooky makeup
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Falling in Reverse singing "I'm not a vampire but I feel like one" is just Fergie singing "and right now I miss you like a child misses their blanket" in spooky makeup
Every time I come dangerously close to beginning to take Minnesotans seriously as a people, one of them says "uffda" and I'm back to square one
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Every time I come dangerously close to beginning to take Minnesotans seriously as a people, one of them says "uffda" and I'm back to square one
waht if I told you for like 15 bucks a month you could have netflix pirate every netflix show FOR you so you don't have to bittorrent all of nailed it just cause yuo wanna watchi it
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
waht if I told you for like 15 bucks a month you could have netflix pirate every netflix show FOR you so you don't have to bittorrent all of nailed it just cause yuo wanna watchi it
Wow this was very rude of bluesky to do
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Wow this was very rude of bluesky to do
TIL the syphilis shot almost certainly hurts on purpose
There is a Portuguese company that makes a version diluted with lidocaine but Pfizer, the sole supplier in the US, decided nah, let those whores think about what they've done
(also they had to recall a bunch so there's a shortage, have fun)
There is a Portuguese company that makes a version diluted with lidocaine but Pfizer, the sole supplier in the US, decided nah, let those whores think about what they've done
(also they had to recall a bunch so there's a shortage, have fun)
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
TIL the syphilis shot almost certainly hurts on purpose
There is a Portuguese company that makes a version diluted with lidocaine but Pfizer, the sole supplier in the US, decided nah, let those whores think about what they've done
(also they had to recall a bunch so there's a shortage, have fun)
There is a Portuguese company that makes a version diluted with lidocaine but Pfizer, the sole supplier in the US, decided nah, let those whores think about what they've done
(also they had to recall a bunch so there's a shortage, have fun)
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kind of wild just how much of modern day living is millions of people saying “we don’t want this, it’s dumb, bad, and evil” and then like 10 dudes going “lol too bad” and then they get their way
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
kind of wild just how much of modern day living is millions of people saying “we don’t want this, it’s dumb, bad, and evil” and then like 10 dudes going “lol too bad” and then they get their way
When you they/them a large language model the LLM cannot hear you because it is not conscious but all your it/its goblingender friends whose pronouns you "feel weird" about using do hear you
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When you they/them a large language model the LLM cannot hear you because it is not conscious but all your it/its goblingender friends whose pronouns you "feel weird" about using do hear you
Fuck man ZOwOhran was right there and I completely biffed it
ZOHRAN MAMKNOTTY CUMFIRMED AS MAYOWOR OF NEW YIFF CITY
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Fuck man ZOwOhran was right there and I completely biffed it
ZOHRAN MAMKNOTTY CUMFIRMED AS MAYOWOR OF NEW YIFF CITY
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
ZOHRAN MAMKNOTTY CUMFIRMED AS MAYOWOR OF NEW YIFF CITY
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We should be able to talk about STIs with the same nonchalant comfort as we talk about the flu
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We should be able to talk about STIs with the same nonchalant comfort as we talk about the flu
Cool call me when you can tell this thing "can you move the camera to the left a little" and it doesn't completely shit the bed
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Cool call me when you can tell this thing "can you move the camera to the left a little" and it doesn't completely shit the bed
Happy birthday to Zohran Mamdani or whatever fuckin day it is
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Happy birthday to Zohran Mamdani or whatever fuckin day it is
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Today let us observe a moment of silence as we invadey all the offices Dick Cheney used to sit and masturbatey to the bleeding of the margins
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Today let us observe a moment of silence as we invadey all the offices Dick Cheney used to sit and masturbatey to the bleeding of the margins
"straight up jorkin it" comes from this tweet and is often used to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like having opinions and sharing them
November 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"straight up jorkin it" comes from this tweet and is often used to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like having opinions and sharing them
Happy no vember
This month, remember: no
Don't
This month, remember: no
Don't
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Happy no vember
This month, remember: no
Don't
This month, remember: no
Don't
LOOK THE COFFEE ACCIDENT WAS UNRELATED TO THE POSTING
"I've had a coffee accident"
Things my boyfriend says while trying to make coffee and post on BSky
Things my boyfriend says while trying to make coffee and post on BSky
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
LOOK THE COFFEE ACCIDENT WAS UNRELATED TO THE POSTING
Minneapolis I would like to come clean and apologize: several weeks ago I went to a Grindr hookup's house, saw the Jacob Frey lawn sign out front, and continued to go inside and go through with it. In my defense I'm pretty sure he was cheating on his husband with me. Anyway remember to vote Omar
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Minneapolis I would like to come clean and apologize: several weeks ago I went to a Grindr hookup's house, saw the Jacob Frey lawn sign out front, and continued to go inside and go through with it. In my defense I'm pretty sure he was cheating on his husband with me. Anyway remember to vote Omar