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18⬆️ | svsss bingqiu | 💙💜💗♥️🖤 | alnst (I'm miserable now) | tbh just here for yaps bc BUSY
Even tho i haven't watched the ring I too would yell sadako after seeing how mbj and his luscious hair came thru the tv... Like what is his routine? 10 round of intimidation??

Also where are you reading the extras I've been dying ever since I heard they were added 😭
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
BRUTAL LMAO
The disciples around him will probs be like

Disciple 1: shizun is going ham on that instant ramen thing he said he was finally able to make. Don't you guys think he should stop???

Disciple 2: eh just let him have it. "A win is a win when you've been losing so much" or whatever he said
October 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
That's freaking hilarious I love it
October 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A stinky situation all for the love of the game 😮‍💨 but if he can manipulate leaves then he should be able to summon a whirlwind and cast the stink away to sqh or something.

A northern demon shouldn't have that great a sense of smell right??? Unless it was mentioned that mbj had a strong nose lolol
October 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
He can go one day in a shorter outfit I believe. Just cut a sleeve off lol

CUT SLEEVE

Now this reminds me of that tale, just stinkier
October 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Not a cow 😭 but that definitely did cross my mind... moobeijun...
September 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Imagine he has mad double vision and it only happens when he looks at mbj's nipples

Sqh: oh hold up my king stand still for a second. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... OK THAT'S A LOT OF NIPPLES GOD DAMN I NEED TO GET MY EYES CHECKED DID YOU ALWAYS HAVE THIS MANY?!?!
September 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
It's amazing how my eyes zoomed to the tiddies. Terrifying speed. Immediately questioned if they were actually that big or if my eyesight was just worse than usual. I see an eye exam in my future...
September 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Now I know how a man feels - sqh, a man himself
September 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
fortunately im just a casual fan so it won't be happening from me 😁 but someone else might! They'll be waiting!
August 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You have like 50ish years of your life left (via bs guessing) so you have plenty of time. not saying that to mean your days are numbered LOL
August 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Now I don't know if this is in line with his personality 100%, but I can imagine hua cheng dancing like T.O.P. (bigbang if u don't know). Very uh minimal movements. Lazy yet smooth. You could say efficient...
August 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Pet hamster sized... knowing how hamsters are I fear that he will die a terrible death
April 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I admire that he cares about all his buns no matter the condition 🙂‍↕️
April 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM