I learned things about myself today that I never wanted to know. But unfortunately, this is NOT the first time I have sexualized smeagol. 👀 I'm keeping a note of this for when I can afford therapy again lmao

"Love you too. I think maybe for christmas we should give smeagol just like, a basket of lotions. And maybe try to convince him to go to rehab? Idk, i just think he'd be way more fuckable if he didn't look like his favorite food was meth."