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Xavier Torres
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Professional gamedev cat-herder. Formerly at Disney, Treyarch. Usually I'm the producer, or the PM, or the ops guy. I make sure games get made and my devs get paid.
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Scene from Full Metal Jacket of Private Pyle being totally incapable of doing even one single pull-up.
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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"There's more." "No!"
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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No need, here's a summary of the whole thing
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.

Prepare accordingly.
CAD drawing of the floor plan for Groverhaus
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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To begin with, we're not what you'd call "human."
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
Spinal Tap playing "Stonehenge"
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Fixed the alt text
"My source is that I made it the fuck up," Goodman said.
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Jfc no wonder there's a fucking literacy crisis, this guy should be fired into the sun
"My science is built different," Goodman said.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Bad form, stance needs to be good and sturdy like in this reference image
Slav squat. Remember, kids: Heels down, comrade found. Heels high, Western spy!
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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A typical stop sign being accosted by a Malkavian, the least neurotypical clan in Vampire: the Masquerade. 3 dialogue options are shown. The first is an ellipsis. The second reads, "No, YOU stop." The third reads, "Okay."
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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This, but it's phone sex
Warning: this alt text contains spoilers for the video game Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. Continue at your own rism. Image is a screenshot of the codec in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. The player character Raiden is on the right, and an AI recreation of Colonel Campbell is on the left.
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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A screenshot from the movie "Clerks" showing the exterior of the Quick Stop Groceries convenience store. The shutters are jammed shut; instead a makeshift sign has been hung that reads, "I assure you, we're open!"
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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A Photoshopped frame from the first scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey, where a group of early hominids discover the unfathomable alien monolith. Only here, the monolith has been replaced with a Pop-Tart, and one of the hominids now sports Elon Musk's face contorted into a flabbergasted expression, awestruck by the breakfast pastry that rests beyond his comprehension.
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Screenshot from King of the Hill, depicting Cotton Hill taking a vision test at the DMV. The DMV clerk is saying, "Wow. I've never seen anyone miss every single letter."
October 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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I'm 50/50 on the White House thing either being a vanity project or a no-show job.

Either way, the WIP's looking great
Exterior picture taken during the construction of the infamous house addition known as "Groverhaus." The picture shows a man standing in one of multiple trenches he had dug to install plumbing, which had surfaced after a hard rain.
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I'm very sorry, but I couldn't resist
Image in quoted skeet, edited to feature a fake news chyron that reads "Here Come Dat Boi." The ticker beneath the chyron contains the news items: "Amphifa Speaks Out" and "Michigan J. Frog Spotted at 'No Kings' protest in Burbank, CA."
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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A large man who likely would not have even met the minimum recruitment standards in Robert McNamara's day, crouched on one knee and dressed in "tacticool" gear, sporting a military-style helmet with over-ear headphones and cheap sunglasses, a XXXL camo uniform, and an olive green chest rig that appears to serve no purpose other than aesthetics. The man holds an AR-15 style rifle with a cheap-looking muzzle brake and a scope whose sight picture is blocked by a weapon laser/light combo, completing the man's resemblance to a child's idea of a Special Forces soldier. In short, this man is the quintessential Mall Ninja. A caption assures the viewer, "Don't worry sir, I'm from the internet."
October 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Hand reaching to touch a hot stove
September 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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A diagram titled "How to do Fable," depicting a circular flowchart in which Fable creator Peter Molyneux alternates between disparaging the previous entry of the Fable series and breathlessly hyping up the next one - here depicted as oscillating between saying "The next Fable will blow your mind!" and "That last Fable sucked guys!" This hype train flip-flopping is also known as "The Molyneux Cycle," as coined by game industry commentator Stephanie Sterling.
August 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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"Mom can we get the Omen Nitemare?"
"We have Omen Nitemare at home"

Omen Nitemare at home:
Obrez "pistol"
July 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Mickey Mouse photoshopped over Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star saying his catchphrase, "You are already dead."
June 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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egg heaven is a place on earth
Picture of the Egg Heaven Cafe in Long Beach, California
May 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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May 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM