Hi am I Xel and yes, you read that wrong.
@xelkova.bsky.social
Shitposter, triple legend btw, shitty software dev. I have never read The Cat in the Hat.
Rarely does something so accurately capture my thoughts and rarer still do I find it on reddit, but credit where credit is due, this person nailed it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Rarely does something so accurately capture my thoughts and rarer still do I find it on reddit, but credit where credit is due, this person nailed it.
Free at last!
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Free at last!
Day off so I went for a walk.
April 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Day off so I went for a walk.
Bad, but it could have been a lot worse.
March 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Bad, but it could have been a lot worse.
14k pollen count. 🙃
March 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
14k pollen count. 🙃
It has begun.
March 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It has begun.
Simple meals.
February 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Simple meals.
The word “cooked” gets thrown around a lot,
February 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The word “cooked” gets thrown around a lot,
You mean to tell me a beef fried this rice?
February 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You mean to tell me a beef fried this rice?
This felt kinda bullshit.
February 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This felt kinda bullshit.
This game really does like to fuck with me, huh?
February 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This game really does like to fuck with me, huh?
Lunch
February 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Lunch
Beef stew with a couple of rolls and a bit of cheese and beer on the side. For those cold nights when you just want to eat like a 17th century English nobleman.
December 24, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Beef stew with a couple of rolls and a bit of cheese and beer on the side. For those cold nights when you just want to eat like a 17th century English nobleman.
Be it ever so humble
December 4, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Be it ever so humble
Sunset.
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Sunset.
Good morning
November 30, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Good morning
My next 2 hours.
November 29, 2024 at 4:08 PM
My next 2 hours.
Neat.
November 29, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Neat.
I like this tree. This time of year, the leaves turn this beautiful shade of red. Really captures the meaning of autumn against the cloudy and slightly windy day.
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I like this tree. This time of year, the leaves turn this beautiful shade of red. Really captures the meaning of autumn against the cloudy and slightly windy day.
Ever read a Cockney accent before?
November 16, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Ever read a Cockney accent before?
Late night vibes.
November 10, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Late night vibes.