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xeiszade.bsky.social
Z as in Zizz
@xeiszade.bsky.social
Non-binary (xe / xyr pronouns)
Genderqueer
Greysexual (grey ace)
Polyamorous
lives in western NC
So you can be pardoned for your crime, but its going to cost at least some cuddling
January 28, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Lemme just adjust those a little lower for you...
January 25, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Started here a few hours ago as well. Cuddles for warmth, right?
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 AM
As an ace person, option 2 sounds pretty rad
January 16, 2026 at 7:25 AM
So you need someone to kink you INTO alignment then?
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 AM
See the problem is when you press charges!
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Nice Jingle Balls!
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Offer to make you a cup of tea and tell you that you look great today, keep being cute!
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM
...to be fair, I did just tell you to reward yourself with balls.
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Reward yourself with balls!
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I love that this implies a price range of $3-$2,000... which I mean yeah, probably somewhere in that range is right.
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Free the willies!
October 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Almost 35,000 sounds like a lot of pictures to post, but we believe in you and patiently await the results! 😇
October 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
My greysexual ass is being called out here. Also what book is this?
September 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Looks heavy, need a hand?
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Would totally join that adventure if lived closer!
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Your new digital partners deserve you taking time off work to spend with them just as much as your human partner!
September 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM