Finding any excuse not to get drafted.. my sight is trash & my left ear don’t even work. What y’all tryna do, snatch my earplug out and send me to war?

Three glasses of Merlot in, and she’s graciously reminding me…once again.. that I am deliciously manless.

He was a fairy.. 🧚🏽‍♂️

In my element. 🖤

The wine’s undressing my inhibitions.🫠

Before the Humpday is over. ☺️