Lag is just the universe nerfing me.

Grinding in-game so I can avoid grinding in real life.

I don’t need therapy, I just need better teammates.

Stealth mission? More like loud and panicked.

Me: saves game Also me: saves game again just in case

Battery low. Life over.

Boss fight = cardio.

me trying to be productive: opens laptop. brain: let’s watch a raccoon wash grapes for 2 hours

Me playing Dead by Daylight:
🔊 Killer’s heartbeat gets louder
🧠 Brain: Run.
🦵 Legs: Freeze.
🎮 Character: Teabags a bush and dies instantly.

Survival? Optional. Chaos? Mandatory. 🎮💀

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When I play killer in Dead by Daylight, survivors call it tunneling.
When survivors do gens in 3 minutes, it's called "teamwork."
Make it make sense.
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Think I have found a bug to see the next page of the time #deadbydaylight #dbd