Enjoy them!

Are you suggesting that we are real Losers?

Wow—they’re so much bigger than your house!

Impressive!

Ya know what? Most rules don’t apply to him. In fact, if he’s made aware of a rule, he runs toward it and tries to knock it down. The only way to keep our rules safe from him is to put them in writing.

And the bacon and chocolate ones

Okay, so we’ve seen the evidence—now what is the punishment?

Our cats loved the cat tower until they knocked it over and scratched it to smithereens. Now they want another one

They look very serious.

100 days of revenge and retaliation and all we have left is Scamalot.

Confucius sez, “Never admit that you’re wrong….Unless you’re wrong.” Trump’s only option to get out of this tariff fiasco without losing face is to let the legislature vote to take back their responsibilities re: tariffs. Then he can stomp around and complain about how they are mishandling it all.

Well, you see they put it in the water supply and public swimming pools and then the water gets all sparkly and lures people to drink a drop and then zoop!

You have to wear your dark glasses and gloves and not sniff it in case a molecule gets up your nose.

I guess it’s possible to be saved over and over. I mean, isn’t that why those religious types keep coming to my door? I actually like the Mormons—so young and cute and polite.

He was promising that we’d all be paying less taxes next year and that may be true because many of us will be earning less money and some losing their jobs. And he’ll be crowing about how this is what we elected him for.

He’s just “resting his eyes”.

Thanks—a new one to me!

Thats because they’re tariffied