On the gassy knoll?

Lucinda Williams

Lucinda Williams

His head must’ve exploded when Governor Goldschmidt joined the Trilateral Commission

And John Lennon just got shot. Calls for the double bird flip

Who will break the news to Bill O’Reilly?

Don’t you mean Portland, Oregon?

I love Portland. I wrote many speeches for Mayor Vera Katz, including State of the City Addresses. I also was the speechwriter for a former Portland mayor who turned out to be a child rapist, a fact well-known to Portland’s distinctive political culture:
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Ok, you win. That’s what I get for trying to be witty

Their drummer was good

I shall pray for you. Hey, at least you’re not listening to Toto. Or are you???

I appreciate the Zevon quote, but you might want to double check the source.