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Leader of the Soviet Military Advancements Division, COBRA.
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I made a List
“People Who Lie About Stalin”

Every person I find on this app who lies about Stalin, big or small, is going on The List.
One big room..
#DeadSpace
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The problem with saying Israel murdered Charlie Kirk is that he was older than 15
September 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I have yet to be wrong….
September 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
When I get Jackson Hinkle at a rally I’m gonna write funny quotes on my shells and gun stock.
“If you have to fart, FART!” - Mao
September 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I think Jackson Hinkle should be next…
Would be the best and most funniest Political Assassination ever. I’m gonna start a betting pool for which day Hinkle dies 😂

HINKLE IS NEXT!!!
September 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Destiny’s biggest problem is underdelivery and @sonyplaystation.bsky.social Sony overlords just put the worst person in charge of Bungie.

Also to all Bungie Devs: We do not care two fucks about Marathon, we want more Destiny. Give us what we want or be destroyed. I’m tired of just blaming CEOs.
As we continue to process feedback from our most recent TWID, we have a change regarding our plans for Prime Engrams to announce today.

We will be reverting the previously announced change for Destiny 2 Update 9.1.0 that would require players to decrypt Prime Engrams in the Tower.
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
NetEase didn’t have to go this hard, holy shit. Destiny: Rising, The Destiny Killer.
We about to be eatin’ good!
#DestinyRising
August 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Donald J. Trump just held a press conference stating he’s going to Federalize the Police…which is interesting because Donald J. Trump is a pedophile.
August 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The funniest part about South Park making fun of Kristi Noem is that Donald J. Trump is a pedophile.
August 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Mr. Reznor I humbly ask you to do the impossible and ask Daft Punk if they’d like to contribute to the inevitable Tron remix album….
Me and Neil and Ellie
August 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Reminder:
We will not have to execute every Landlord, CEO, and Banker in America.

That’s why the good lord Joseph Stalin invented Show Trials.

The other bourgeoisie will fall in line when they see what we do to their compatriots…
August 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We must economically collapse this bubble market.
And it will be easy in fact as many capitalists are embracing this market trend for a quick buck. A.I. is in the same boat as Crypto: Money Laundering for the Rich.

These people will be lined up against The Wall.
AI is destroying humanity.
August 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Capitals plan for you forever.
August 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Blue Eye Color is actually an indicator for inbreeding….

Take that, Nazi Sweeny
August 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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CPC never gonna let us down… never gonna give us up… never gonna run around, and hurt you.
August 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Cobra is making a list and I’m checking it twice
August 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
TLDR, Zack
August 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Palestinians are now at Stage 5 Starvation.
Which means even if we somehow got aid and food in right now thousands and thousands of people are still going to die of starvation. Again many of which are just children.

WW3 is the correct choice.
America and Israel cannot win.
August 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
World War III is the first only proper responsible choice to handling “Israel.”
Since October 7th 2023 the United States and Israel have murdered over 600,000 Palestinians with roughly 280,000 of them being children.

If our species had any honor we would collectively storm Tel Aviv.
August 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Everything will be much better for you if you just accept that I am *That Bitch

#SocialistSunday
August 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Never heard of you.
Bungie has mismanaged Destiny so bad the community no longer has any sympathy. For the Devs too.
You worked there. Did you not to try form a Union at Bungie or did you just keep your nose down and work on your projects?

The Devs are to blame for Bungie too.
You don’t speak up
August 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Got banned again from The Destiny Forums. (Ninja Justice it said 🤣)

@sonyplaystation.bsky.social you need to step in and give the Destiny IP to a Studio who will treat it right.

#Destiny2TheGame
#BungiesFate
#Sony
#Bungie
#Marathon
August 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Be all you can be, in World War III
#GIJoeHasGotToGo
August 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Destiny: Rising
This is a free mobile game that’s set to have 5 million players at launch. I already played it, I think it’s gonna be one of the best games of this year. And it’s a mobile game, lols.

Seriously though, it’s a AAA shooter within a phone game. Pretty amazing what NetEase did here.
August 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM