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Budtender, journalist, bore.
yes yes yes yes
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If Trump were literate he'd sue Putnam for publishing a celebration of Charlie Kirk's death three years before he was born.

#vonnegut #hocuspocus
September 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So the pledge was really just a survey's finding? Oh.

www.politico.eu/article/eus-...
July 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
UATX is, like, four years old. That it couldn't commit to its initial vision for 8 semester is a true indictment of the conservative education project.
May 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Can you imagine trying to actually have a conversation with a guy this incapable of drawing parallels?
March 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
We should all mail Musk a copy of Vonnegut's God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
March 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
So I guess I just want to say that no 19-year-old's lives are ruined because he lost a job he wasn't qualified for. That's actually, generally, kind of an important, and ultimately beneficial, life moment for a lot of people
February 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Teaming up with Peter Thiel's surveillance/war machine to use AI to create Christian propaganda is giving Crusades far more than it is salvation
February 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Fuck them. Fuck them and their crocodile tears. It's insulting for them to tear their hair out because democrats are finally playing McConnellball
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It is, um, frustrating to read a depiction of a fictional, buffoonish president and think wistfully, "What if?".
January 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It's wild that the joke from this 25 year old Onion article isn't "$21k* doesn't really afford you an apartment and cable" but instead, "look how good this rube thinks he has it just because he has his own apartment and cable bundle"

*the inflation-adjusted value
December 16, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Now is the right time to tell me that there's a way to mass block all the losers I've spent an hour blocking individually.
November 22, 2024 at 12:45 AM
November 7, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Sorry for the delay. Here are the scans!
November 7, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Pretty far from professional quality, but
November 5, 2024 at 9:25 PM
He just hyperbole'd himself into communism, I guess?
October 29, 2024 at 2:15 AM
erm...
October 28, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I'm generally loath to defend the NYT but a lot of people sharing this seem, well, unaware of libel.
October 16, 2024 at 9:18 PM
It's weird that this is giving me imposter syndrome, right?
September 17, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I'd really rather just walk straight into traffic then ever call up Laura Loomer and let her just free-form rage at me about MTG for however long she wants.
September 12, 2024 at 2:34 AM
How does one describe the inside of a rainbow?
May 31, 2024 at 1:24 AM
There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. i do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day
May 28, 2024 at 1:48 AM
The Damned did open for T. REX in '77. The Live '77 album has a 13 minute Bang A Gong duet.

Very obviousness your milage may vary.
April 30, 2024 at 9:34 PM
February 8, 2024 at 12:30 PM