⛧Bolt Vanderhuge⛧
@xboltvanderhugex.bsky.social
• married to a goth unicorn
• straight edge
• noise merchant
• non serviam
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• straight edge
• noise merchant
• non serviam
• believer in kayfabe
• 🎮 xboltvanderhugex
The grocery store was just playing Eddie Money "Two Tickets To Paradise" and my brain immediately goes to Homer Simpson saying "excellent guitar riff"
homer simpson is wearing a watch and yawning
ALT: homer simpson is wearing a watch and yawning
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November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The grocery store was just playing Eddie Money "Two Tickets To Paradise" and my brain immediately goes to Homer Simpson saying "excellent guitar riff"
You can't convince me there is such thing as a "good" god when a friends 17 year old son dies on his birthday.
Fuck this.
#atheistsky
Fuck this.
#atheistsky
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You can't convince me there is such thing as a "good" god when a friends 17 year old son dies on his birthday.
Fuck this.
#atheistsky
Fuck this.
#atheistsky
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Another another iconic photo #AEW #BloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Another another iconic photo #AEW #BloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Newest drop on the store ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Newest drop on the store ❤️
I told Jack Ciattarelli to kick rocks
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I told Jack Ciattarelli to kick rocks
Ink and Dagger were so much fun last night.
Best way to celebrate Halloween.
Devil Children Unite.
#Philadelphia #punk #vampire
Best way to celebrate Halloween.
Devil Children Unite.
#Philadelphia #punk #vampire
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ink and Dagger were so much fun last night.
Best way to celebrate Halloween.
Devil Children Unite.
#Philadelphia #punk #vampire
Best way to celebrate Halloween.
Devil Children Unite.
#Philadelphia #punk #vampire
I have a patient, clearly of Spanish descent, and her husband is wearing a MAGA hat.
I have no joke for this.
I have no joke for this.
October 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I have a patient, clearly of Spanish descent, and her husband is wearing a MAGA hat.
I have no joke for this.
I have no joke for this.
Okay so real talk.....
Mox losing, that kinda lowers him down, right? Who would take him seriously?
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
Mox losing, that kinda lowers him down, right? Who would take him seriously?
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
October 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Okay so real talk.....
Mox losing, that kinda lowers him down, right? Who would take him seriously?
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
Mox losing, that kinda lowers him down, right? Who would take him seriously?
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
....and we got "11 Belts" Mone
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
October 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
....and we got "11 Belts" Mone
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
October 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
October 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Kyle couldn't rip his pants
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen
ALT: a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen
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October 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Kyle couldn't rip his pants
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Holy shit, Shelton!
Threw Ricochet out of the ring, and then himself.
The dude is 50 years old.
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
Threw Ricochet out of the ring, and then himself.
The dude is 50 years old.
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Holy shit, Shelton!
Threw Ricochet out of the ring, and then himself.
The dude is 50 years old.
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
Threw Ricochet out of the ring, and then himself.
The dude is 50 years old.
#AEWWRESTLEDREAM
October 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM