Barry 💦🥩
@xberraxcudax.bsky.social
Hell I don’t know, nothing really interesting about me
Came to ask this question and it seems I already have. Right on
January 26, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Came to ask this question and it seems I already have. Right on
Look at that Starbucks fellow. Calmly eating candy like a Spaniard
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Look at that Starbucks fellow. Calmly eating candy like a Spaniard
That’s my feeling exactly. Didn’t even make the most beloved Met in a long time an offer and now can’t land anyone with the slightest potential to take his place. Typical Mets bullshit
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
That’s my feeling exactly. Didn’t even make the most beloved Met in a long time an offer and now can’t land anyone with the slightest potential to take his place. Typical Mets bullshit
Stearns is a fuckin clown, we’ll never win with his ass in charge
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Stearns is a fuckin clown, we’ll never win with his ass in charge
Seems like I’m well on my way currently
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Seems like I’m well on my way currently
I only have a human wife, but I am looking for a robot one
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I only have a human wife, but I am looking for a robot one
Ooh gotcha! Still my hero. I love your city, thinking about you all daily
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Ooh gotcha! Still my hero. I love your city, thinking about you all daily
That was you? You’re my fuckin hero
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
That was you? You’re my fuckin hero
My favorite thing goin right now
January 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
My favorite thing goin right now
Had to peel this one like an onion
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Had to peel this one like an onion
It would ABSOLUTELY work on these dopes
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It would ABSOLUTELY work on these dopes
Put your slithered entrails in my cargo bay is my go to pickup line
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Put your slithered entrails in my cargo bay is my go to pickup line
We’ll see how fake it feels to these fucks when I start robbing em
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
We’ll see how fake it feels to these fucks when I start robbing em
Lots of people say Six Feet Under. That ending would have hit harder if they hadn’t made me hate every character by the time it ended
January 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Lots of people say Six Feet Under. That ending would have hit harder if they hadn’t made me hate every character by the time it ended
It took me a long time after learning they were uncle and nephew to believe it was real
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It took me a long time after learning they were uncle and nephew to believe it was real
Someone, anyone with an even ounce of power, please do fuckin something about any of this
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Someone, anyone with an even ounce of power, please do fuckin something about any of this