Good news! Today, in Immram Press' anthology Salvaged Narratives, a new story by me — "A New Life" — is included.

All for a good cause: all proceeds will go to the Cool Earth charity.

Boy I love writing.

(This is a sneak peak of an upcoming story, BTW.)

Nope. I'm in New York City.

Also, I call upon another witness. The omnipotent Uatu the Watcher.

"Oh yeah, it was Jenny who punted that cute puppy as hard as she could. She just walked up to him and kicked him hard, then laughed about how she was going to frame Llewellyn by faking an interview."

I've personally gone back in time to ask her and she laughed at the suggestion this skeleton wasn't hers.

Now for photograph two, if the first wasn't enough.

Seen in Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea, it was JENNY EVERYWHERE HERSELF who kicked puppies. This photograph captures her red handed.

Mr Poirot did a fantastic job.

Mr Poirot has obtained two key photographs.

The first is a photograph of one Miss Everywhere Googling "how to create libel".

I don't know how many I can have. Appears this Universe allows me as many as I want.

And more: Saul Goodman and Lionel Hutz. (Not sure why I hired the latter. He's too busy trying to impress the women in the courtroom and making a donkey's behind of himself.)

My evidence is this:

Expect a call from my lawyers, Miss Everywhere. I'll sue you for ever single penny you have.

First step towards my #RubySunday cosplay...

So we're getting a transgender LEGO minifigure? This is one I wanna get as soon as the CMF series 27 is released, holy hell. 🏳️‍⚧️