biblically accurate angel
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jokes about something other than the economy? in this economy?
April 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
jokes about something other than the economy? in this economy?
love writing poems on the clock @ work :)
April 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
love writing poems on the clock @ work :)
every time i look up someone i went to middle school with, they are married
April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
every time i look up someone i went to middle school with, they are married
i need a lobotomy
April 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i need a lobotomy
“they should invent a diary that gives you feedback” — person who needs to go to therapy
March 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“they should invent a diary that gives you feedback” — person who needs to go to therapy
just made ammmmmazing pasta. i have the mind of a creative genius when i desperately need to go grocery shopping
February 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
just made ammmmmazing pasta. i have the mind of a creative genius when i desperately need to go grocery shopping
this is a dictatorship hard launch
What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!
February 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
this is a dictatorship hard launch
bathroom selfie xoxo
February 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
bathroom selfie xoxo
if ur reading this ur my valentine xoxox
February 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
if ur reading this ur my valentine xoxox
had a dream that i filled my bathtub to the brim with water and one by one placed every electronic device that i owned inside. they all fizzled out and the bathtub kinda overflowed but i was happy
January 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
had a dream that i filled my bathtub to the brim with water and one by one placed every electronic device that i owned inside. they all fizzled out and the bathtub kinda overflowed but i was happy
<<< sitting on ur couch doing a casual laura palmer’s theme listen to give urself a feeling of impending doom this holiday season
December 24, 2024 at 5:08 AM
<<< sitting on ur couch doing a casual laura palmer’s theme listen to give urself a feeling of impending doom this holiday season
my car battery died 💯💯💯💯
December 19, 2024 at 2:14 AM
my car battery died 💯💯💯💯
i’m doing so good at dating apps
December 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
i’m doing so good at dating apps
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you know what? fuck you
*un-contains your multitudes*
*un-contains your multitudes*
December 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
you know what? fuck you
*un-contains your multitudes*
*un-contains your multitudes*
1 like and ill become a spam bot
December 11, 2024 at 4:06 PM
1 like and ill become a spam bot
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following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 PM
following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets
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a tiktok ban is a huge win for us, the uggos who prefer text based communication
December 6, 2024 at 3:59 PM
a tiktok ban is a huge win for us, the uggos who prefer text based communication
every time william basinski disintegration loops comes on to my liked songs shuffle i have to face my commitment issues
December 6, 2024 at 9:24 PM
every time william basinski disintegration loops comes on to my liked songs shuffle i have to face my commitment issues
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the new Apple update is awesome. I definitely wanted everything to be slightly worse
December 5, 2024 at 10:27 PM
the new Apple update is awesome. I definitely wanted everything to be slightly worse
im thankful for my 45 followers half of which are ai spam bots 🤩❤️😍
November 28, 2024 at 6:14 PM
im thankful for my 45 followers half of which are ai spam bots 🤩❤️😍
thankful for hate speech online, boeing whistleblowers, and amazon alexa who listens to everything i say
November 28, 2024 at 6:08 PM
thankful for hate speech online, boeing whistleblowers, and amazon alexa who listens to everything i say
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(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
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“cisgender” isn’t real. i don’t have to indulge your mental illness.
November 26, 2024 at 4:57 PM
“cisgender” isn’t real. i don’t have to indulge your mental illness.
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other