get out of my way

cam told me to delete my account so instead I am going to post this tweet

i yearn to write a linguistics dissertation on the recent development of the verb “to cook” versus the adjective “cooked”

the lead wall xray techs hide behind isn’t to protect us it’s so that you don’t see us playing pokemon go

hank green convinced me to make this account. blame him

in 2020 i posted a tiktok so viral that my lash lady texted me asking if it was me on her fyp and honestly im still living off that high

remember when I used to be funny on twitter? sorry yeah no me neither haha