Xaralyn
@xaralyn.bsky.social
Frequently moving, occasionally writing, always disassociating. 🍄 🧹 🌈
Got told I really "dated" myself by confessing I use Tumblr....
Child
I'm in bed by 9pm most days complaining about which knee crapped out and how tired I am.
Life is a carcrash and Tumblr is the high blood pressure symptom secondary to my massive trauma
Child
I'm in bed by 9pm most days complaining about which knee crapped out and how tired I am.
Life is a carcrash and Tumblr is the high blood pressure symptom secondary to my massive trauma
April 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Got told I really "dated" myself by confessing I use Tumblr....
Child
I'm in bed by 9pm most days complaining about which knee crapped out and how tired I am.
Life is a carcrash and Tumblr is the high blood pressure symptom secondary to my massive trauma
Child
I'm in bed by 9pm most days complaining about which knee crapped out and how tired I am.
Life is a carcrash and Tumblr is the high blood pressure symptom secondary to my massive trauma
Getting ready for Elfia 2025 by staying up too late wishing I could afford my Vinted wishlist.
This is not the adult the reports cards promised I'd become.
This is not the adult the reports cards promised I'd become.
April 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Getting ready for Elfia 2025 by staying up too late wishing I could afford my Vinted wishlist.
This is not the adult the reports cards promised I'd become.
This is not the adult the reports cards promised I'd become.
Market days and delicious food.... Yes!
April 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Market days and delicious food.... Yes!
Getting your hair stuck in velcro..... The fuck is adulthood even worth at this point?!
March 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Getting your hair stuck in velcro..... The fuck is adulthood even worth at this point?!
Congratulations on your baby gallstone removal package from friends ❤️
March 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Congratulations on your baby gallstone removal package from friends ❤️
Too delicate to hornstab. Kunai ftw.
February 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Too delicate to hornstab. Kunai ftw.
Have been informed it was Thursday, not Friday, night. Tomorrow will have fresh unexpected challenges.
February 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Have been informed it was Thursday, not Friday, night. Tomorrow will have fresh unexpected challenges.
It is worth fighting over, even with family.
February 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
It is worth fighting over, even with family.
What I'm not understanding is the _surprise_ some people are displaying at shitty nominees, constitutional rape, and assault on minorities. It was right there, plain sight. Anger however, is still the correct response.
February 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
What I'm not understanding is the _surprise_ some people are displaying at shitty nominees, constitutional rape, and assault on minorities. It was right there, plain sight. Anger however, is still the correct response.
I replug a cable, my hair snagging in a not quite flush screw. Dumb ways to die, begins playing on loop in my mind.
February 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I replug a cable, my hair snagging in a not quite flush screw. Dumb ways to die, begins playing on loop in my mind.
Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, having the leader of the country being called fuhrer is good practice for what's happening.
February 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, having the leader of the country being called fuhrer is good practice for what's happening.
Balancing the news with mental health is so overwhelming that I'm not sure how people add children and full time jobs in the mix. Good luck to anyone out there holding on to kindness and trying to pass it along.
January 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Balancing the news with mental health is so overwhelming that I'm not sure how people add children and full time jobs in the mix. Good luck to anyone out there holding on to kindness and trying to pass it along.
Weekend, please come back I didn't appreciate you enough but I've changed. Please forgive me.
January 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Weekend, please come back I didn't appreciate you enough but I've changed. Please forgive me.
This bullshit can be used at my incompetency hearing. 30 minutes, I have a log left over, I forgot the door the first time around, and the nibling offered no constructive criticism.
January 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This bullshit can be used at my incompetency hearing. 30 minutes, I have a log left over, I forgot the door the first time around, and the nibling offered no constructive criticism.
I'm not gone forever!!! Stop sleeping like you don't have to share the bed!
January 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I'm not gone forever!!! Stop sleeping like you don't have to share the bed!
Japanese Kanji either make a ton of sense, or are on crack. There seems to be no middle way.
January 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Japanese Kanji either make a ton of sense, or are on crack. There seems to be no middle way.
Okay, let's gird whatever we have. I'll help by posting this enormously fat cat butt. His nickname is little criminal, his full name? Pusseidon.
January 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Okay, let's gird whatever we have. I'll help by posting this enormously fat cat butt. His nickname is little criminal, his full name? Pusseidon.
Less: balanced diet
More: diet hangs in the balance
More: diet hangs in the balance
January 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Less: balanced diet
More: diet hangs in the balance
More: diet hangs in the balance
Election day was hard, inauguration day is hard, but the real worry remains that these are the easy parts, of what is to come.
January 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Election day was hard, inauguration day is hard, but the real worry remains that these are the easy parts, of what is to come.
Spending a weekend with young kids shows me 1) how dumb they are 2) how incredibly dumb we adults are in comparison.
Sure, kids try to drown themselves, and run with stolen knives, but they're also learning languages, reciting whole books they're unable to read, and maintain two functioning knees.
Sure, kids try to drown themselves, and run with stolen knives, but they're also learning languages, reciting whole books they're unable to read, and maintain two functioning knees.
January 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Spending a weekend with young kids shows me 1) how dumb they are 2) how incredibly dumb we adults are in comparison.
Sure, kids try to drown themselves, and run with stolen knives, but they're also learning languages, reciting whole books they're unable to read, and maintain two functioning knees.
Sure, kids try to drown themselves, and run with stolen knives, but they're also learning languages, reciting whole books they're unable to read, and maintain two functioning knees.
As a green card holder I'm really struggling with whether it's worth renewing. As an asshole, however, I'm tempted to be the worst possible immigrant I can be.
January 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
As a green card holder I'm really struggling with whether it's worth renewing. As an asshole, however, I'm tempted to be the worst possible immigrant I can be.
Tiktok, you cheap pandering slut
a little girl in a red and purple shirt is holding a purple object and saying hushh
ALT: a little girl in a red and purple shirt is holding a purple object and saying hushh
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Tiktok, you cheap pandering slut
Watching my older brother drop his whole fucking ass proudly, while my younger brother pulls his shirt up over his nose before the cloud hits him is peak 1990 nostalgia.
January 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Watching my older brother drop his whole fucking ass proudly, while my younger brother pulls his shirt up over his nose before the cloud hits him is peak 1990 nostalgia.
Vacations would be more relaxing if they didn't stress me TF out.
January 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Vacations would be more relaxing if they didn't stress me TF out.