Lesbo Baggins
@xapismarie.bsky.social
Leslie Knope aspiree • Esports broadcast encoding tech • defending the broken, beaten and the damned • my other car is Letterboxd • she/they
My contributions to tucked in Tuesday
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My contributions to tucked in Tuesday
Really think everyone should be worshipping me this way.
October 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Really think everyone should be worshipping me this way.
first guest host EVER on TFYT! open.substack.com/pub/xapismar...
September 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
first guest host EVER on TFYT! open.substack.com/pub/xapismar...
September 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
September 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
August 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
August 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
August 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This means literally nothing to me but I had to send streams to this man today and we needed a better way to communicate during the event. The guys were geeked. 😂
August 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This means literally nothing to me but I had to send streams to this man today and we needed a better way to communicate during the event. The guys were geeked. 😂
It’s Monday! New post is live! open.substack.com/pub/xapismar...
July 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
It’s Monday! New post is live! open.substack.com/pub/xapismar...
July 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
We moved the guest room tv in so I could watch a lil show and we tackled the chaos. First step towards becoming a theater room and Blockbuster closet, my absolute dream.
July 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We moved the guest room tv in so I could watch a lil show and we tackled the chaos. First step towards becoming a theater room and Blockbuster closet, my absolute dream.
This became the doom room, where we piled everything that didn’t need to be addressed quickly after the move. I finally got sick of it this weekend.
July 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This became the doom room, where we piled everything that didn’t need to be addressed quickly after the move. I finally got sick of it this weekend.
The Taskmaster app finally fixed the fantasy league page. I came in 2nd of my league but got the highest score of everyone in the series long questions! I tied for 98th (out of 1590!) on the global leaderboard with 9 other people. I picked Mathew from the very beginning on a whim 😎
July 10, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The Taskmaster app finally fixed the fantasy league page. I came in 2nd of my league but got the highest score of everyone in the series long questions! I tied for 98th (out of 1590!) on the global leaderboard with 9 other people. I picked Mathew from the very beginning on a whim 😎
It feels like it’s over all over again
July 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It feels like it’s over all over again
Search TPP Alchemy on insta and watch the 52 posts in their story, 30 of which are the owner crashing out about a negative review. Would seem wild right? But this is a NIGHTLY occurrence. And each “bad” review is always spot on. This is Amy’s Baking Company in real time.
July 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Search TPP Alchemy on insta and watch the 52 posts in their story, 30 of which are the owner crashing out about a negative review. Would seem wild right? But this is a NIGHTLY occurrence. And each “bad” review is always spot on. This is Amy’s Baking Company in real time.
Shut up and look at my baby Otter
July 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Shut up and look at my baby Otter
The @columbuslibrary.bsky.social needs our help!!!
June 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The @columbuslibrary.bsky.social needs our help!!!
For your consideration: my NYT ballot for the top films of the 21st century
June 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
For your consideration: my NYT ballot for the top films of the 21st century
I’m mad at all my playlists and just the world in general, would you please send me a song/album/playlist for my travel day? (Photo of moo for tax purposes)
June 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m mad at all my playlists and just the world in general, would you please send me a song/album/playlist for my travel day? (Photo of moo for tax purposes)
What’s a poster you had up in your room as a kid?
(Found out through searching for this poster that Teddy transitioned in 2017 and knowing makes it that much more rad that I had her up in my room 💜)
(Found out through searching for this poster that Teddy transitioned in 2017 and knowing makes it that much more rad that I had her up in my room 💜)
June 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What’s a poster you had up in your room as a kid?
(Found out through searching for this poster that Teddy transitioned in 2017 and knowing makes it that much more rad that I had her up in my room 💜)
(Found out through searching for this poster that Teddy transitioned in 2017 and knowing makes it that much more rad that I had her up in my room 💜)
You make me just slightly better
June 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You make me just slightly better
Some of the most horrendous takes from people who want to “protect children.” You haven’t had a use for the library in 20 years?!! Who are these morons. Last one is the only semi-sane take because that’s where I’d like my property taxes to go.
June 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Some of the most horrendous takes from people who want to “protect children.” You haven’t had a use for the library in 20 years?!! Who are these morons. Last one is the only semi-sane take because that’s where I’d like my property taxes to go.
I look like this on my flight today. The crew member doing beverage service in comfort+ carded me for my lil drink. When I pulled it out I said “normally the sheer amount of tattoos I have help prove I really am 32,” they were shocked I actually am 😂
June 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I look like this on my flight today. The crew member doing beverage service in comfort+ carded me for my lil drink. When I pulled it out I said “normally the sheer amount of tattoos I have help prove I really am 32,” they were shocked I actually am 😂