Jeff Thomas
@xaphan.bsky.social
Bösewicht, recovering red teamer
12/23
Those men wanted to have SEX with me!
Those men wanted to have SEX with me!
December 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
12/23
Those men wanted to have SEX with me!
Those men wanted to have SEX with me!
12/20
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
December 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
12/20
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
12/20
Fuckin-A, man.
Fuckin-A, man.
December 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
12/20
Fuckin-A, man.
Fuckin-A, man.
12/15
I’ve already watched The Princess Bride and I’m saving This is Spinal Tap for New Year’s Eve.
I forgot how much I hate Aaron Sorkin.
I’ve already watched The Princess Bride and I’m saving This is Spinal Tap for New Year’s Eve.
I forgot how much I hate Aaron Sorkin.
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
12/15
I’ve already watched The Princess Bride and I’m saving This is Spinal Tap for New Year’s Eve.
I forgot how much I hate Aaron Sorkin.
I’ve already watched The Princess Bride and I’m saving This is Spinal Tap for New Year’s Eve.
I forgot how much I hate Aaron Sorkin.
12/7
The “this goes all the way to the TOP” genre has a lot of turds. I hope they stick the landing on this.
The “this goes all the way to the TOP” genre has a lot of turds. I hope they stick the landing on this.
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
12/7
The “this goes all the way to the TOP” genre has a lot of turds. I hope they stick the landing on this.
The “this goes all the way to the TOP” genre has a lot of turds. I hope they stick the landing on this.
My wife just walked into the room with her pants hiked up to the proper level.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My wife just walked into the room with her pants hiked up to the proper level.
And so it begins...
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
And so it begins...
