Xan W.
@xanw.bsky.social
Owning an air fryer gives me a fitness advantage over other competing males in my species
September 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Owning an air fryer gives me a fitness advantage over other competing males in my species
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Remember: just because you pelican does not mean you peli-should.
Photo by Mark Smith
Photo by Mark Smith
February 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Remember: just because you pelican does not mean you peli-should.
Photo by Mark Smith
Photo by Mark Smith
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Sharks but as shorks
February 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Sharks but as shorks
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The idea of a "carbon footprint" was literally invented by BP so you'd think about how *you* impact the environment and not how *they* impact the environment.
People know this, right?
Of course we should all work to minimize our impacts, but some perspective is useful here.
People know this, right?
Of course we should all work to minimize our impacts, but some perspective is useful here.
January 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The idea of a "carbon footprint" was literally invented by BP so you'd think about how *you* impact the environment and not how *they* impact the environment.
People know this, right?
Of course we should all work to minimize our impacts, but some perspective is useful here.
People know this, right?
Of course we should all work to minimize our impacts, but some perspective is useful here.
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What the fuck did this eat?!? HOW TALL ARE ANCIENT CHINESE TREES
January 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
What the fuck did this eat?!? HOW TALL ARE ANCIENT CHINESE TREES
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Look, friends, I’m not an internationally award-winning writer and public speaker for nothing.
Found this in the depths of my Canva account, and I think we could all use the reminder 🙏 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
January 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Look, friends, I’m not an internationally award-winning writer and public speaker for nothing.
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One way that you can tell a shark scientist from a non-expert enthusiast in online discussions is that the non-expert enthusiasts will say things like "Look at that Galeocerdo cuvier! " and professional shark scientists will say "that stripey boi is chonky!"
January 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
One way that you can tell a shark scientist from a non-expert enthusiast in online discussions is that the non-expert enthusiasts will say things like "Look at that Galeocerdo cuvier! " and professional shark scientists will say "that stripey boi is chonky!"
This cat
Also a fat fucking squirrel
Also a fat fucking squirrel
January 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
This cat
Also a fat fucking squirrel
Also a fat fucking squirrel
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sharks in submarines
January 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
sharks in submarines
'I need coffee and an entire rotisserie chicken' - Jesus i think
January 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
'I need coffee and an entire rotisserie chicken' - Jesus i think
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bro, so to run a program, i "execute" it, but to stop it i "kill" it? computers are barbaric, bro
November 22, 2024 at 10:20 PM
bro, so to run a program, i "execute" it, but to stop it i "kill" it? computers are barbaric, bro