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Music, Lfc, cats, tourettes, nerd. find what makes you happy as soon as you can https://open.spotify.com/user/212bsol5ntazoq44p254mwv2a?si=PrwZRuoAR5ygnKoJSHAw5g
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Gleðileg jól!! May your bells jingle heartily 🎄🎅🏻🍸🍹🎉 #merryxmas #ShatnerClaus
December 25, 2024 at 8:59 PM
day 24 - ‘and now..the end is near…and so i face..the final sidewalk..ive lived..the live of Grube.. travelled each..and every floorway..more much more than this…i did it Hans way…..’
adventcalendar #DieHardXmas #HansSinatra
December 24, 2024 at 11:55 PM
day 23 - ‘ Nakatomi entrance way is rapidly approaching 😒 That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!!!…..’adventcalendar #GruberOfNottingham #xmaseveeve
December 24, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Gleðileg jól!! May your bells jingle heartily 🎄🎅🏻🍸🍹🎉 #merryxmas #ShatnerClaus
December 23, 2024 at 3:57 PM
day 21&22 - ‘What the Poppins!! you can tell its Xmas if Julie Andrews is flying aboot…’ adventcalendar #ChimChimmineekiyay #supercalifragilisticexpialliGruber
December 23, 2024 at 12:10 AM
day 19&20 - ‘managed to delay the descent with a little ‘wingardium leviosaaaah’ hocus pocus. but alas is wearing off. i was always better at potions than charms….’
adventcalendar #SeverusGruber #DieHardXmas
December 20, 2024 at 7:52 PM
day 18 - all my change has fallen out my pocket. ah well, Nothing Lasts Forever…’ adventcalendar #HansGruber #DiehardXmas
December 18, 2024 at 11:45 PM
for an alternative xmas backdrop #xmassongs open.spotify.com/playlist/2rE...
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December 17, 2024 at 7:20 PM
day 17 - ‘i will take my revenge on yee John McClane or my name isn’t Hans Grubarrrgghhh!…..’
adventcalendar #DieHard #AllHansOnDeck
December 17, 2024 at 6:38 PM
day 15&16 - ‘missed a day due to a “plumbing incident”. luckily i carry an extra pair of charcoal herringbone slacks….’ adventcalendar #makesureyouwashyourHans #xmas
December 16, 2024 at 6:51 PM
day 14 - ‘considering this place was Fox Plaza it should be used to villians….’
adventcalendar #diehardxmas
December 15, 2024 at 12:18 AM
day 13 - ‘my brother Simon said ‘he isnt a monster, he just works with them..’ this friday i am a monster….’ adventcalendar2024 #fridaythe13th #HansVorhees
December 13, 2024 at 4:59 PM
day 12 - ‘ i can hear people singing Silent Night. Great Uncle Franz will not be amused….’ adventcalendar #DieHardisaXmasmovie #AlltheGrubers
December 12, 2024 at 6:42 PM
day 11 - ‘still descending. we do NOT alter the plan…’
#adventcalendar #hansgruber #whatifhealterstheplan
December 11, 2024 at 5:24 PM
day 10 - ‘hopefully i will land on sgt powells donuts …’
#adventcalendar2024 #diehard #xmasdonuts
December 10, 2024 at 5:07 PM
day 9 - ‘falling to a gruesome end. could be worse tho. could be monday morning shopping in december at Tesco….’
#adventcalendar #DieHardandDontXmasShopOnMondayMornings #HansGrunber
December 9, 2024 at 11:54 AM
day 8 - ‘look at my form , I am an exceptional faller…’
#adventcalendar #diehardxmas #InGoodHans
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 PM
day 6&7 - ‘hit a turbulence bubble caused by windy conditions up by the exercise suites….’ #adventcalendar #stormdarragh #besafeoutthere
December 7, 2024 at 6:19 PM
day 5 - ‘where’s Karl when you need him…….probably hanging around somewhere..,’
#adventcalendar #itsbeginningtolookalotlikexmas #diehardxmas
December 5, 2024 at 5:53 PM
My 2024 Wrapped – get yours
2024 Wrapped
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December 4, 2024 at 6:38 PM
day 4 - ‘think i have a glass splinter in my moustache. that smarts a bit…..’.
#adventcalendar #DieHardXmas #GrubersMoustache
December 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
day 3 - ‘ i knew i shouldn’t have got this anti-gravity tie from Temu….’
#adventcalendar #tistheseason #alliwantforxmasisGrube
December 3, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Day 2 - ‘i can see the Hollywood Sign from here…’ #adventcalender #Hollyneedsastrongerwatchstrap
December 2, 2024 at 4:57 PM
‘It's not Christmas until I see Hans Gruber fall from the Nakatomi building!…’
#advent #HansFleesAndWhoopsieDaisy
December 1, 2024 at 7:29 PM
#1 Hello Blue Sky.
December 1, 2024 at 7:26 PM