xanshuzzah.bsky.social
@xanshuzzah.bsky.social
Any good scheming session needs snacks. Just like study sessions with fewer distractions. You may idle eat your way through a bag of oreos or twizzlers, but hey, you ate!
December 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ooooo! A full lance of Gwen's 4 Knights squaring up against the Chosen Undead, Bearer of the Curse, Ashen One, and Tarnished (because fuck it)!
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Any action taken will be done for the explicit, sole, and exclusive benefit for him; with the only time window being the exact moment the action/choice is made; independent of past or future influence and events. Every single thing he does fits this description and it makes him extremely predictable
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This is a fun design. Espeically the red accents and nice touch on the reflecting blue. I saw this and immediately thought of both Slave Knight Gale and Artorias (Dark Souls 3 and 1) and went "Whole lotta NOPE! Ain't fighting that."
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Thats because his right hug is in the wrong place, and that makes all the difference in the... well, he's not really at liberty to say.
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Perfect plan! Hey, try this: Call up your insurance company as just a normal person. See how long it takes to talk to someone with whom negotiations over your price would even be possible, let alone viable. I bet it takes 5 months and 24 calls of "passing up the chain," if ever. Great plan. /s
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Is the sleeved/boxed one as big as Hob was?
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I had to update my uBlock Origin and then do a clearing-cache reload. My guess is more arms race shenanigans with YT losing the "watch more 15 min ads" push.
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is a perfect distilled example of the whole administration's thought process: "Anything I say automatically becomes true." And the big kicker? They all believe it down to their very core.
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Assume thats true (ha). Then:

WHAT did he know that was so valuable?

HOW did he know that and HOW MANY years did he know it?

Did he go to the FBI or did they come do him?

All seems like super important details that could all be cleared up by releasing the files, eh? Cuz this MAKES IT WORSE!
September 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"We're going to start burning down a whole forest just to write 'HOLY SHIT SALES AND JOBS ARE BAD UNDER THIS ADMIN! LOL WE'RE SO BAD AT OUR JOB!' in the world's most unessecary fancy ledger!" -Nutlick
August 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Yes, but if that ever comes before the SC again, it'll be "blah blah only after the Originalist interpretation of White Men being the only ones who can have power was restored does that rule take effect" or some overtly "f-u only R's get to be god kings ruling" comes down.
July 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It takes how long to "build a plant?" and whats the "plant" making? So what stage are they on; one guy thinking of what kind of plant they might make? Because thats all that could be done in the time passed... OH! You meant the potted plants by the window? OK Grandpa, let's get you back to the tv...
July 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
..... fack.
June 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Shorter: "Be independent! Don't listen to what people say! Listen to exactly what we say! What contradiction?"
June 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The fact that he only talks about the coverage proves he didn't care about the reason, the outcome, or the facts. He only cared that he get praised for being "not a widdle kid! the big stwong weeder! With the biggest booms!"
June 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Do you have to reset that counter at a moderately regular interval, or has it only accelerated in the past few years?
June 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
3.5 years. That's the number of years of my adult life that we HAVENT been at war in the middle east.
June 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I think so, but then their town got overrun with bears or something due to how bat-shit insane it is to actually run anything that way.
June 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Be a bear tank! Block with your FACE!
May 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM