For a lot of people I know, that's literally the case.

This reads like vessel's first draft for Take Me Back to Eden. "No no, this won't do... let's make the lyric about eyes instead of tits..."

Hey! That's me!

omg meeee

I literally self-isolated for like 5 days last week.

Honestly? Not sure. I'd have to talk to my PCP and maybe my geneticist about this. I'm visiting both today anyway so, we'll see what they do.

IKR? The chronic pain literally started last week, and since it likes to randomly bounce into my chest and my arms, I legit thought I was having heart issues because I'm already seeing a cardiologist. Turns out I was not having a cardiac episode, and the pain hasn't stopped. This is my life now. 🤷‍♀️

Stop giving your son access to the keyboard! Don't be a bingus Caly, you know better!

Why is it always... ~~ S L I M Y ~~ ?!

I'm flattered! I didn't realize I was capable of dropping jaws hehe

Bruh

Some people don't have the ability to connect the simplest of dots. I'm sorry that happened :(

... is ... is that a promise? 🥺