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Amazing way to set the tone 🙌🏻
Representation isn’t a box to tick, it’s a blueprint for better governance.
When every voice is heard, decisions get smarter, policies get fairer, and people get seen. Diverse leadership builds systems that actually serve the world we live in.
Adios, old boys’ club 👋🏻
Representation isn’t a box to tick, it’s a blueprint for better governance.
When every voice is heard, decisions get smarter, policies get fairer, and people get seen. Diverse leadership builds systems that actually serve the world we live in.
Adios, old boys’ club 👋🏻
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Amazing way to set the tone 🙌🏻
Representation isn’t a box to tick, it’s a blueprint for better governance.
When every voice is heard, decisions get smarter, policies get fairer, and people get seen. Diverse leadership builds systems that actually serve the world we live in.
Adios, old boys’ club 👋🏻
Representation isn’t a box to tick, it’s a blueprint for better governance.
When every voice is heard, decisions get smarter, policies get fairer, and people get seen. Diverse leadership builds systems that actually serve the world we live in.
Adios, old boys’ club 👋🏻
Makes me want to get out and vote!
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Makes me want to get out and vote!
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Do it! Keep this guy out of government!
October 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Do it! Keep this guy out of government!
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October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Thanks Andrea, I appreciate your support and assistance along my path.
October 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Thanks Andrea, I appreciate your support and assistance along my path.
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ICE are Chump's Homegrown
Terrorist Police Force......
Terrorist Police Force......
October 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
ICE are Chump's Homegrown
Terrorist Police Force......
Terrorist Police Force......
Turns out the airplane wasn't free after all.
October 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Turns out the airplane wasn't free after all.
This man in insane.
Brain. Gone.
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This man in insane.
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ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
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Stephanopoulos drops a truth bomb on Johnson….
October 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Stephanopoulos drops a truth bomb on Johnson….
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ANTIFA isn't an organization, it's a movement!
September 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
ANTIFA isn't an organization, it's a movement!
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When Fox can't ignore it, you know it's bad.
September 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When Fox can't ignore it, you know it's bad.
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Threats to arrest elected lawmakers. A White House urging states to silence voters. Attempts to undermine our rights.
This is what we’re up against. We’re ready to fight back—join our movement with President @barackobama.bsky.social & AG @ericholder.bsky.social: bit.ly/3HJ1ayW
This is what we’re up against. We’re ready to fight back—join our movement with President @barackobama.bsky.social & AG @ericholder.bsky.social: bit.ly/3HJ1ayW
August 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Threats to arrest elected lawmakers. A White House urging states to silence voters. Attempts to undermine our rights.
This is what we’re up against. We’re ready to fight back—join our movement with President @barackobama.bsky.social & AG @ericholder.bsky.social: bit.ly/3HJ1ayW
This is what we’re up against. We’re ready to fight back—join our movement with President @barackobama.bsky.social & AG @ericholder.bsky.social: bit.ly/3HJ1ayW
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KILMAR IN BALTIMORE: “Never lose hope. Promise me you’ll continue fight for freedom — not just for me, for everybody.”
He was just taken into ICE custody.
He was just taken into ICE custody.
August 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
KILMAR IN BALTIMORE: “Never lose hope. Promise me you’ll continue fight for freedom — not just for me, for everybody.”
He was just taken into ICE custody.
He was just taken into ICE custody.
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Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
August 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
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The paint on the Mexico side of the wall is so much prettier
August 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The paint on the Mexico side of the wall is so much prettier