Xander Jon Dijk the Writer
@xanderjondijk.bsky.social
Fantasy. Humor. Horror. #amwriting #amquerying #fantasyauthor
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Presented without comment
If you leave a spider alone for long enough, you end up with a pile of spider shit.
September 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If you leave a spider alone for long enough, you end up with a pile of spider shit.
Did that last week. I make fantastic maps.
July 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Did that last week. I make fantastic maps.
I think it's still this, but you might have to do some googling (and that AI requires plugins to turn off atm)
February 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I think it's still this, but you might have to do some googling (and that AI requires plugins to turn off atm)
Watch out Georgia Power
February 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Watch out Georgia Power
Grammarly update: I've sent them this message, and I encourage you to do the same. You can reach the contact by scrolling to the bottom of the main page. I selected support>feedback. It's probably an unread box so you might consider trying a different submission method.
January 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Grammarly update: I've sent them this message, and I encourage you to do the same. You can reach the contact by scrolling to the bottom of the main page. I selected support>feedback. It's probably an unread box so you might consider trying a different submission method.
I'm not sure I'm willing to borrow thoughts from a bag of chips.
December 16, 2024 at 2:06 PM
I'm not sure I'm willing to borrow thoughts from a bag of chips.
We'd be extinct if our reasoning stopped here...
December 12, 2024 at 8:16 PM
We'd be extinct if our reasoning stopped here...
Most of what I read is chunky fantasy and takes weeks to finish. Every once an a while, I pick up something easy for self-confidence. Started this one yesterday morning. Not gonna last for weeks.
November 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Most of what I read is chunky fantasy and takes weeks to finish. Every once an a while, I pick up something easy for self-confidence. Started this one yesterday morning. Not gonna last for weeks.
November 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Love these understated captions.
November 22, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Love these understated captions.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Well, at least I know they're keen to solve mysteries... but I can't help feeling they're waaaaay underpowered.
Well, at least I know they're keen to solve mysteries... but I can't help feeling they're waaaaay underpowered.
November 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Well, at least I know they're keen to solve mysteries... but I can't help feeling they're waaaaay underpowered.
Well, at least I know they're keen to solve mysteries... but I can't help feeling they're waaaaay underpowered.
This pup is medium reactive. I treat it as a yes/no toggle when profiling my characters, but a lot of dogs/people are in the middle. I would mark him as "reactive" even though his actions would be less predictable than the white dog.
April 8, 2024 at 8:10 PM
This pup is medium reactive. I treat it as a yes/no toggle when profiling my characters, but a lot of dogs/people are in the middle. I would mark him as "reactive" even though his actions would be less predictable than the white dog.
Today, I wrote about "Leash Reactivity" as a character dimension tool.
It's not just for dogs! Your characters can be leash reactive too!
www.patreon.com/posts/101958...
(this pup is very leash reactive)
It's not just for dogs! Your characters can be leash reactive too!
www.patreon.com/posts/101958...
(this pup is very leash reactive)
April 8, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Today, I wrote about "Leash Reactivity" as a character dimension tool.
It's not just for dogs! Your characters can be leash reactive too!
www.patreon.com/posts/101958...
(this pup is very leash reactive)
It's not just for dogs! Your characters can be leash reactive too!
www.patreon.com/posts/101958...
(this pup is very leash reactive)
A generic MC meets a grammarian
October 18, 2023 at 10:39 PM
A generic MC meets a grammarian
Cleaning up my desktop. Here are my biscuits.
September 21, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Cleaning up my desktop. Here are my biscuits.
I made a chart to express this message.
September 15, 2023 at 3:11 PM
I made a chart to express this message.
Death by misadventure
September 3, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Death by misadventure
Shrooms or poop! Backyard edition.
August 29, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Shrooms or poop! Backyard edition.
Pulling something over from the hellsite for a separate point about gods and such.
We've created simulators where we're the gods. Some of us are very good at godding. Others lose interest as the simulation progresses.
Is this not eerie/uncanny to anyone else?
We've created simulators where we're the gods. Some of us are very good at godding. Others lose interest as the simulation progresses.
Is this not eerie/uncanny to anyone else?
August 29, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Pulling something over from the hellsite for a separate point about gods and such.
We've created simulators where we're the gods. Some of us are very good at godding. Others lose interest as the simulation progresses.
Is this not eerie/uncanny to anyone else?
We've created simulators where we're the gods. Some of us are very good at godding. Others lose interest as the simulation progresses.
Is this not eerie/uncanny to anyone else?
Whipping up a bit of an outline because this is the first chapter of my WIP and already there's multi-layered betrayals. Requires more planning than my typical intro, especially since I don't *really* know the characters yet.
This bullet is a gem.
This bullet is a gem.
August 19, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Whipping up a bit of an outline because this is the first chapter of my WIP and already there's multi-layered betrayals. Requires more planning than my typical intro, especially since I don't *really* know the characters yet.
This bullet is a gem.
This bullet is a gem.
If I told you I found a copy of the New Women's Dress For Success, would you be excited or very excited?
(as in, if this post gets love, I'll make a thread. And, trust me, this book is a blast.)
(as in, if this post gets love, I'll make a thread. And, trust me, this book is a blast.)
August 19, 2023 at 5:27 PM
If I told you I found a copy of the New Women's Dress For Success, would you be excited or very excited?
(as in, if this post gets love, I'll make a thread. And, trust me, this book is a blast.)
(as in, if this post gets love, I'll make a thread. And, trust me, this book is a blast.)
Been on here a week or so. My feedback:
August 19, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Been on here a week or so. My feedback:
