This lines up with a Spanish communist I knew a few years back, could not wrap my head around how swerfy they were

But that's far less funny to say than Mars Tom

Correct, yet somehow the writer Al Ewing had me in tears multiple times during said nonsense

Of course, this was during the time Storm and Magneto ruled Mars as a mutant planet

Storm also resurrected him with a brand new body last year after he died killing Thanos' uncle, the god of genocide

It wasn't actually known Anakin was Vader until 5 years before The Force Awakens.

It was revealed by the group that will secede from the New Republic & become the First Order to smear Leia stopping becoming head of the New Republic's senate.

It's why she leads the Resistance at the start of Ep7 🤓

"Mihawk Paints his sword" and "Roger is a fraud coward" has nothing on "Big Mom, The Whore of Babylon" or "Monkey D Luffy (the most blantant Son Wukong copycat of the 21st century) is Jesus Christ"

Good question!

If everything was washed instantly I could buy it, but she actually brings up that the bf does too many mixed washes rather than splitting so I'm left mystified

I was willing to assume she just isn't worried energy bills or the environment so washes every day, but as soon as she said she wants to leave dirty clothes at the bottom of the wardrobe it was over!

There is no reality where Todd gets further than Grayson

It feels like they're simultaneously so online they think it's the biggest story every, but not online enough to understand the meme culture around all this so they can cover it responsibly

This government has a les than stellar record when to comes to party management decisions tbf

Doing literally nothing in post while being visibly uninterested in the role in a way that's blatant to everyone around her is my understanding