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Xander
@xander479.co.uk
50 followers 100 following 190 posts
Current mahjong and balatro enjoyer • 日本語が少し分かる ・ he/him
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October 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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This shit on youtube has got to be the most annoying thing they've done yet
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I saw this out the corner of my eye and my brain registered it as another version of this meme
A common meme format consisting of a drawing of a person standing before a fork in the path. The left path leads to a bright palace with the sun shining behind it, while the right path leads to a dark castle with stormy clouds, lightning dead trees. The bright side has round vegetation in the background and the dark side is instead jagged. This format is usually used by putting two decisions over each path to comedically show one option as positive and the other as negative.
August 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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June 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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They're really reaching with the clickbait headlines now... "Oh no, that's me! 😮"
A screenshot of an article headline which reads "UK households who have toilet roll in bathroom urged to make 'simple' change". Above the headline is an image of a roll hanging on the holder, with a hand beginning to rip off a sheet.
June 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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479 let's gooooo
A cropped screenshot of my bluesky profile, showing 47 followers and 90 following. The 47 and the 9 from the 90 have been highlighted to show the sequence 479.
May 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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can someone please pour some salt on this fucker
May 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I'm so sexy
May 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Finally got it back after my old save got wiped
May 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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This is the real reason to have two monitors
April 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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But sun set is already the dimmest point in the day
Screenshot of a headline which reads "Experiments to dim the sun set to be approved within weeks". Above it is an image of a sunset colouring the sky a calming, warm orange with the silhouettes of trees in the foreground.
April 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Happy balloon day @sten.bsky.social except on the good site
A screenshot of Sten's twitter profile, with various coloured balloons filling the screen to show it's his birthday
April 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Next they're gonna tell me the sky is blue
A screenshot of an article headline which reads "'Greys Anatomy' star Ellen Pompeo says $20 million salary brings 'true independence': 'i don't have to do a...'". The rest of the headline is cut off.
March 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!! Baby's first unseeded naneinf
March 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Nooooo, still too short‽ I'm so close....
March 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Yea, bourbon is a corn whiskey, but bourbons are also a type of biscuit over here. 2 chocolate biscuits sandwiched together by some chocolate cream
An image of two bourbon biscuits as described in the post, for added context
March 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Can patreon please stop sending me emails like this. Idk who this is and I'm not interested
Am email from Patreon saying "I bought artbook from Landacdeus and boi... He cook really good armpits NGL🥵 made me sweat when I see the pieces"
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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lmao
February 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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why did I agree to thsi
December 31, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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My £41 from yesterday
November 1, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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October 17, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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Beautiful
February 25, 2024 at 12:22 AM