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We used to make biodegradable hot rods in this country

Idk if it’s the hardest ever but that video from a few years ago of the elderly woman being airlifted from a hiking trail via helicopter and being violently spun by its wake had me literally sobbing with laughter

Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s privateers

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You gotta try the SweeTango. Better than honeycrisp

Same, I don’t understand how the algorithm is so unresponsive to my feedback (or to blocking every anime art account that pops up in my discover feed)

Oh yeah? Well we have the Oracle