Are the Epstein files on the phone?

Of course I know that.

I was making a joke. That’s all.

Illegitimate? Her parents weren’t married? So what.

I’m more concerned she’s a friggin’ idiot.

Oh no. That’s Malala. And she’s just a front for Greta.

However, Trump is an apt metaphor for Dr.Evil, with his Mini Me played by Rubio.

In all honesty, I would like to be well dressed when my body is recovered after an air accident caused by Duffy fucking up air safety.

The trump DOJ

RIP

He’s right. I barely noticed Cheney’s funeral but with Trump I’ll have a party and watch it on TV with popcorn and champagne.

Is it true that Kristi is off somewhere perfecting her latest costume - that of a failed, former Cabinet official?

There has to be a new version of that joke featuring someone called Bubba…

But what about the 9 wars he’s stopped? (Last I heard it was 8 but that was a day or so ago)

It’s like the old joke about the guy who builds lots of bridges but gets caught giving a blowjob. “I build 100 bridges and give one blowjob. Do they call me a bridge builder? No, they call me a cocksucker!”

Do you have a reference for this?

Has anyone checked out where the “Department of War” X account comes from?

St Petersburg?

That would be appropriate for a department operating under a false name, run by a drunk called Pete, who sends classified information over an insecure channel to anyone who happens to be listening.

This is so true!

I generally travel business class and I’m so sick of having to remove this and that before the detector that I wear sweatpants that don’t need a belt, comfortable shirt and slip-on shoes.

And you know what? I don’t have the faintest idea of what anyone else wears. No clue!!!

Perhaps he could have a little word with Tim? (Tim Apple…)

Oh please, please, please make it so. Tucker Carlson as the GOP nominee would be priceless!!

In which case the Dem nominee should be Jon Stewart.

And just to make it extra hilarious, there should be 20 Presidential debates so we can see Jon slaughter Tucker over and over again!!

He probably worked under the theory that appointing people more stupid than he would keep them in line - not realising that anyone dumber than him has to be exceedingly moronic.

Seems to me his only win this year is reducing Mike Johnson to a talking floral arrangement.

I wonder who supplied them with Starlink? I betcha it’s that Soros guy again. He seems to be behind everything….🙄