If I ever became a millionaire I'd start applying for minimum wage jobs right around December just so I could quit on their busiest day.

Nearly freaked it with the puppy girl 😧 Gomen nasai

Love me a Gal who isn't into monogamy
Like- Poly want a cracker?

She promenade around my tucking ham palace til I get her singin the smashanal anthem. God save the cream.

Would you rather a Genie or a Dog Girl?
Genie
- Stupid Ghost
- Limited wishes
- Stuck in some dumb lamp

Dog Girl
- Get to rub their billies to make wishes
- Infinite wishes cause they can't count to 3
- They're bound by a leash so no one can steal them