Wyrm
@wyrm.derglands.co.uk
Wyrm (n) a wiggly kind of dragon. Ancient in spirit if not in body. Previous names: Rith, Selenethoa, other ones I'm not writing here.
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Hey, Seahawks - gimme a call.
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Hey, Seahawks - gimme a call.
Thank you for the opportunity <3
February 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Thank you for the opportunity <3
Salty DBD players are something else sometimes
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Salty DBD players are something else sometimes
In my defense, they came out like this, what was I supposed to joke was the music
February 6, 2026 at 9:48 AM
In my defense, they came out like this, what was I supposed to joke was the music
Me, sowing: In those outfits, if the Georgians aren't ice skating to Pretty Fly by the Offspring I don't want to know.
Me, reaping:
Me, reaping:
February 6, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Me, sowing: In those outfits, if the Georgians aren't ice skating to Pretty Fly by the Offspring I don't want to know.
Me, reaping:
Me, reaping:
Imagine sending at least 2700 agents into a city and only managing one arrest per ten agents
Almost like the arrests weren't the point
Almost like the arrests weren't the point
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Imagine sending at least 2700 agents into a city and only managing one arrest per ten agents
Almost like the arrests weren't the point
Almost like the arrests weren't the point
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Kier Starmer only has a spine when he's talking about oppressing his own people
January 28, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Kier Starmer only has a spine when he's talking about oppressing his own people
If you see this QP your dragon! 🐉
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
If you see this QP your dragon! 🐉
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January 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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No new pictures; where are you mentally?
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 AM
No new pictures; where are you mentally?
Scrubs, the true ending (before they decided to do another season and a reboot)
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The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb
But I
I love it when you sing to me
And you
You can sing me anything
🎵
The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb
But I
I love it when you sing to me
And you
You can sing me anything
January 7, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Scrubs, the true ending (before they decided to do another season and a reboot)
🎵
The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb
But I
I love it when you sing to me
And you
You can sing me anything
🎵
The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb
But I
I love it when you sing to me
And you
You can sing me anything
YMMV but this is the epitome of "tweeting" vs posting. Saying something stupid to get a lot of replies doesn't actually do anything on Bluesky but he seems so used to debasing himself for the algorithm that he can't stop even when he could just talk like a normal person.
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
YMMV but this is the epitome of "tweeting" vs posting. Saying something stupid to get a lot of replies doesn't actually do anything on Bluesky but he seems so used to debasing himself for the algorithm that he can't stop even when he could just talk like a normal person.
I keep forgetting to post this - I got myself a plushsona for cuddling!
If anybody wants to come up with a name, definitely fits with the feeling that someone else should name...
(🎨 @roxannarachnid.bsky.social, thank you for the art and thanks for the birthday present @kiposphinx.bsky.social!)
If anybody wants to come up with a name, definitely fits with the feeling that someone else should name...
(🎨 @roxannarachnid.bsky.social, thank you for the art and thanks for the birthday present @kiposphinx.bsky.social!)
December 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I keep forgetting to post this - I got myself a plushsona for cuddling!
If anybody wants to come up with a name, definitely fits with the feeling that someone else should name...
(🎨 @roxannarachnid.bsky.social, thank you for the art and thanks for the birthday present @kiposphinx.bsky.social!)
If anybody wants to come up with a name, definitely fits with the feeling that someone else should name...
(🎨 @roxannarachnid.bsky.social, thank you for the art and thanks for the birthday present @kiposphinx.bsky.social!)
Here's a verified source for you - search for anything on Google you muppet. They "want this tech to be out of your hands" so they're forcing it into literally every single fucking thing you own and the fact you haven't noticed makes me think you somehow posted to Bluesky without owning a computer
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Here's a verified source for you - search for anything on Google you muppet. They "want this tech to be out of your hands" so they're forcing it into literally every single fucking thing you own and the fact you haven't noticed makes me think you somehow posted to Bluesky without owning a computer
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
