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wynne || 24 || she/her

i give you all my posts for free. i own NOTHING
every morning i have to win a twitch reflex match 3 peanuts game in my head or else the vampire mind awakens instead of my own
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
what did sufjan stevens mean by this in his song about john wayne gacey
October 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i only now had the realization that car seat headrest is just gay weezer
October 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
hey guys so like. what are we gonna do about martial law
August 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i'm somewhat sleep deprived but i just passed by a group of medical assistants at work and the only thing i heard one of them say is "maybe we should wear brown because it's the color of the trees"
June 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by wynne
Why don't you come back when you actually have the amulet and stop wasting my time.
June 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
going from severance to sopranos like i'm a castrato
May 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
yeah well isn't it in your specific class interest to get some bitches?
April 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
April 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
howard brown never believes me when i say i don't need the rectal swab
March 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i ripped a sheet of paper towel the other day and it sounded like optimus prime was mad at me
March 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i woke up unaffected and refreshed from my very scary nyquil dream.
February 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
the girls at the oxygen bar call me aang the way i go on air benders, okay?
February 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
the plane collision in the season 2 finale of breaking bad was actually caused by DEI because gus fring prioritized hiring a cancerous cretin instead of sticking with a perfectly good libertarian dandy
January 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
nobody to share my trout with... now i know the burden borne by the lonesome yukon bear
January 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
christening my return to bluesky with an inaugural sinkdog post
January 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
maybe i'll actually finally start using bluesky for real
January 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM