Chris Wyman
@wymancr.bsky.social
Probably the quietest person you know if you meet me.
Astrid has the right approach to this Sunday afternoon.
October 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Astrid has the right approach to this Sunday afternoon.
Looks like that John F. Kennedy account on Twitter was a hoax. Glad to know the team applying due diligence to verifying accounts will also be verifying who's dead and ineligible for social security.
March 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Looks like that John F. Kennedy account on Twitter was a hoax. Glad to know the team applying due diligence to verifying accounts will also be verifying who's dead and ineligible for social security.
Shouldn't have let DOGE put this valued public servant on administrative leave.
February 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Shouldn't have let DOGE put this valued public servant on administrative leave.
This flag belongs to Musk and his band of racists and everyone should shit all over it. The Stars and Stripes is ours, and the apartheid loving pieces of shit can keep their oily fingers off of it thankyouverymuch.
February 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This flag belongs to Musk and his band of racists and everyone should shit all over it. The Stars and Stripes is ours, and the apartheid loving pieces of shit can keep their oily fingers off of it thankyouverymuch.
Society if the large Christian denominations in America had embraced Liberation Theology instead of Prosperity Gospel scamming.
January 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Society if the large Christian denominations in America had embraced Liberation Theology instead of Prosperity Gospel scamming.
Did my civic duty even if a tad later than I would have liked, and got kulfi on the way back. Texas is doing alright on some things, but they gotta step up the sticker game.
November 5, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Did my civic duty even if a tad later than I would have liked, and got kulfi on the way back. Texas is doing alright on some things, but they gotta step up the sticker game.
Plano used to be ruby red. Regardless of whatever happens this year, the GOP is still losing their grip on Texas.
October 24, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Plano used to be ruby red. Regardless of whatever happens this year, the GOP is still losing their grip on Texas.
LMAO. Is our stonk traders learning? Actually kind of surprised the pump flopped so hard, but maybe another sign we're getting through the mass psychosis finally.
October 12, 2024 at 12:20 AM
LMAO. Is our stonk traders learning? Actually kind of surprised the pump flopped so hard, but maybe another sign we're getting through the mass psychosis finally.
Little Miss Commelina gets to wear a suit for a few days because she won't leave her spay stitches alone.
October 3, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Little Miss Commelina gets to wear a suit for a few days because she won't leave her spay stitches alone.
That's earlier than I thought. Beats the low million ICQ UIN I had back in the day by a country mile. The engagement here is way better than it ever was in the crab bucket turned Nazi crab bucket site.
September 17, 2024 at 12:17 AM
That's earlier than I thought. Beats the low million ICQ UIN I had back in the day by a country mile. The engagement here is way better than it ever was in the crab bucket turned Nazi crab bucket site.
Astrid has the prettiest blue eyes. 10/10, you have a future as a heartthrob, kid.
September 2, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Astrid has the prettiest blue eyes. 10/10, you have a future as a heartthrob, kid.
"Hey kid, you don't fuck couches do you? Wanna be my VP??"
July 25, 2024 at 9:56 PM
"Hey kid, you don't fuck couches do you? Wanna be my VP??"
Tanned, rested, ready. And a fuck you to ageists
July 20, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Tanned, rested, ready. And a fuck you to ageists
It's simple. In order for the NYT to relent, Biden must undertake the Second Rite of Ascension with the Times editorial board and politics desk, and they must adjudge this Good Content.
July 3, 2024 at 7:08 PM
It's simple. In order for the NYT to relent, Biden must undertake the Second Rite of Ascension with the Times editorial board and politics desk, and they must adjudge this Good Content.
RIP Haze. At least you didn't have to live without your favorite snuggle sibling long.
June 26, 2024 at 6:28 PM
RIP Haze. At least you didn't have to live without your favorite snuggle sibling long.
It's been just over a year since we saved Sylvia (aka my needy girlfriend) from an intestinal blockage due to small cell lymphoma, but tonight her lives ran out. Rest in peace.
June 26, 2024 at 5:05 AM
It's been just over a year since we saved Sylvia (aka my needy girlfriend) from an intestinal blockage due to small cell lymphoma, but tonight her lives ran out. Rest in peace.
Goodnight, sweet boy. Marigold always had the prettiest eyes. 17 years is a good run but still feels too short.
June 15, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Goodnight, sweet boy. Marigold always had the prettiest eyes. 17 years is a good run but still feels too short.
Unsolicited brick ship.
May 23, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Unsolicited brick ship.
New Bluesky mascot just dropped.
May 22, 2024 at 10:54 PM
New Bluesky mascot just dropped.
The world you grew up in is dead
May 15, 2024 at 4:01 AM
The world you grew up in is dead
I want to eat the forbidden croissant.
April 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I want to eat the forbidden croissant.
Ahem. Really is my first passion. And I need an excuse to buy toys because phone cameras are sad.
April 8, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Ahem. Really is my first passion. And I need an excuse to buy toys because phone cameras are sad.
Chris Rufo, just now realizing
March 26, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Chris Rufo, just now realizing
Drop a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
March 16, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Drop a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek