WyldeWitch
wyldewitch.bsky.social
WyldeWitch
@wyldewitch.bsky.social
Look, I went into nature to lose myself. Now I’m supposed to remember myself well enough to tell y’all? The therapy helps, but still… I think you’re better off not knowing, honestly 😁

But if you’re foolish enough to follow the 🦉

linktr.ee/WyldeWitch
😐
July 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I mean, I do

Which is why I’m the person with the facts in this image, and not the person with the embarrassing, bad-faith question posted on top

🇺🇸📖🗽
June 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Plausible AF
June 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
June 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🎶 ice, ice, baby 🎶

🤔 or should I make that

🎵 isis, isis, baby 🎵

?

because FR the masks, omfg WHAT IS HAPPENING ?!?
🎭😭😂🎃…😞…🤬
June 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Small update for 2025 America. Things come for those who wait (to the end). Maybe not good things, but things.

Please, friends. We need to wake up and stop this.

#ajj #DEI #migrantrights #usconstitution #dueprocess
April 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I’m kind of scared to fact-check things now because what?! Because WHAT???

#rfkjr #epstein #trumpadministration #politics #tacybk
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This. Exactly this.

Without due process,
NONE OF US ARE SAFE
March 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I love how you said that as if there wasn’t forced non-diversity both overt and covert for the past 250 years 😐

Why are you so challenged by merely attracting a wide pool of talent, a level interview process, and a welcoming atmosphere for good retention?

Why so pressed by a level playing field?
March 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
🚨 In an unprecedented attack, The Borowitz Report stops publishing satire

#satire
March 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Bitch, when did EUROPE become a bad thing?!

That’s the place we save up for years to go to for VACATION, and you know it

What in the gaslightiest gaslighting gaslitification bullshit is this?!

Oh, wait

You’re just jealous because they won’t let your felon ass over there anymore 😂🤣😭💀

Suckahhh
March 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I needed a break

Maybe you do, too

So here

Fernanda Abra is helping monkeys cross the road safely in the Amazon by building rope bridges

I think that’s neat

www.goodnewsnetwork.org/in-the-amazo...
February 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It is odd

But internal consistency has never mattered to them
February 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Their Conservative Party is the majority. Their far right is 2nd

Center-left is 3rd largest, Green is 4th

What’s terrifying is how much the conservatives & far-right gained

What’s not surprising to those paying attention is that Die Linke, their Left-wing POPULISTS gained

DNC, PAY ATTENTION!
February 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Oh, we saw this coming long before…

“Dissenters Argue That Ruling Will Corrupt Democracy”
– NYT subheader
February 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Satisfaction Soup

A Bath

Samson🐈‍⬛ approaches

Not in the mood
To be Sam’s broth
I close the door

Head butts
Silence

Seconds pass

Snuffles
Destroyer of Kingdoms🐕‍🦺

Her approach perplexes
Concerns

I allow it; widen the way

Sam enters

His longtime nemesis
Doesn’t

Simply
Turns

Turned

I am Broth
February 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Oh 👀 Rewrite! Rewrite!

Um, ok
My horrible terrible
very bad fiction

Rewind
Tempers flare
Pew-pews out
Blah blah

In bursts

Three-letter agency!
Head known to work w/ Foreign adver$ary!

Head was planning
“take down” of
Corrupt leader

For adver$ary 👓

But criminal’s here?! 😱😖

So: 🗣️ or just 🔫 ?
February 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Stealing someone else’s photo (though I do own the book)

Hitler’s SS formed from paramilitary

Chapter 8:
Be Wary of Paramilitary

I highly recommend Timothy Snyder’s
On Tyranny
February 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Also, Caesar?
Dictator for life?

Many people are still sleeping on all this

Keep spreading the word
Keep waking ppl up
It’s working
Slowly but surely

We’ll stop this
February 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Don’t talk dirty about anarchists like this

What you’re seeing is the accellerationists within maga

And there are A LOT of them

Look to the book Black Pill by Elle Reeves or any of a number of interviews with her about the book

May be other more direct sources but Reeves is legit hard-hitting
February 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I admit it. I celebrated Uncle Samuel L before I fully watched

My bad 🤦🏼‍♀️

That show was a Master Class 👏🏻

And yes! I applaud Samuel L Jackson playing that role!

But I KNOW he doesn’t want to keep that role

bc DAMN… he was simultaneously portraying a whole ‘nother Uncle 👀

Layers upon layers…
February 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Too late. I already declared it:

‘Uncle Samuel L Day’

I shouted it aloud, so I’m pretty sure that makes it more official
February 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Someone cracked it. Here’s the marketing magic I think we need: THREE WORD SLOGANS!

• DoGE is DODGY👀
• Democracy Over Dictators
• No Kings Here!
• Immigrants Built USA
• Elon Wasn’t Elected
• Patriots Punch Nazis
• Constitution not CONmen
• What’re Republicans Hiding?
• So Many Supremacists! 👀
February 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Have you read Elle Reeve’s Black Pill yet?

I’m not saying that it’s relevant here, but
February 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You see it too! They ARE heroes! They’re a public service, and they have hearts as big as the moon! 🥄

THANK YOU to all of them.

Resist, resist, RESIST!
February 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM