They just wanted to be in the true Culinary Capital of Minnesota.

I like to describe the average grocery store apple as a “juice bomb”. I am in awe of what they’ve been able to engineer, but I miss the tarter, chewier, and dare I say more toothsome apples of yore.

I feel like it would be a public service to figure out which ER this douche nozzle works at in order to warn people, but I know that’s not how this works and they probably work somewhere where they can’t really be avoided if one truly needs to go to the ER.

What really gets me is that none of these guys are actually members of our community, they wield so much power and violence over us while living out their white supremacist fantasies in Hudson or Ham Lake. Probably contributes to their lack of capacity for empathy or for telling the truth.

...cont.)

-Mad Max: Fury Road up to 30:47 (flare fades out)
-Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (skip end credits)
-Continue Fury Road from 30:47 until the end
-Scene from Lorenzo’s Oil where Nick Nolte reads about Adrenoleukodystrophy and weeps

About 10 years back a buddy and I tried to marathon the Machete Order over the course of a few nights. Getting to Episode 1 after the end of Empire was REALLY rough and ground things for a halt for a bit.

I have a sort-of Machete Order for the Mad Max films that is pretty funny. Will have to share.

Naz Reid.