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Goldfish Brain
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Everything is just a dupe of a ripoff of a copy
December 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
When will the white devil be vanquished (brioche buns)
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Being back East means having good beer again. Expect me to come back 10-15lbs heavier
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
One day I’ll stop using candles and **** ******s as pattern weights but today is not that day
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
7/11 run is the only running I do
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Good luck with the new Pokémon Pocket TCG pack 😎
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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if your flyer is AI im not going!! if your accompanying visual is AI im not listening!!!
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love when parents throw a birthday party for a child way too young to understand what’s going on and the kid just doesn’t give a fuck
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Everyone have fun and be safe tn @ N2N!!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
FACK it’s so cold and my bed is so warm
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Where’s my award for Chicago’s most surly and irascible bartender
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I will not let all the weight I gained or amount of food I ate bother me or make me spiral
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Love when the bus passes me without even looking at the stop to see if there’s someone waiting
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Being a dependable worker is lowkey shit cause I always get the short end of the stick when everyone else always calls off to just stay at home and play with their holes and poles 😭
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Me justifying a bad look:
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The two shirts I currently attempting to purchase. I contain multitudes
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Did you guys know Michael Jackson originally wrote ‘Billie Jean’ about @bjsilly.bsky.social but was forced to change the name after a lengthy and costly defamation lawsuit? #chicagodraghistory
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What was everyone else’s family’s non traditional thanksgiving food? I feel like everyone has at least one thing on their family table that most other families don’t.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sometimes all all it takes is dropping 25$ at Wingstop to really get your life together
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My army grows stronger by the day
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Getting the urge to buzz my head again even tho I know I hate the way I look with it someone talk me out of it
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Being hot is not as rare or unique as some people think it is…
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Everybody needs to brush their teeth tn wtf :((((
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Carrie Bradshaw:
“I’m gonna do something that challenges the limits of biggery. Biggernomics if you will..”
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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And every ICE mother fucker can burn in helllllllll
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM