clearly it didn’t work out for you…… :/
Wait are you saying there’s something a lot of smart ppl do in their mid to late 20s that might make one turn to drinking a bottle of vodka
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
clearly it didn’t work out for you…… :/
when austrian men are being weird my fav flex is saying “im american & I will beat the shit out of you” in the most new jersey accent you could think of
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
when austrian men are being weird my fav flex is saying “im american & I will beat the shit out of you” in the most new jersey accent you could think of
I like pissing the Austrian folks off bc when they yell they sound like the muppets swedish chef lmaoooo…
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I like pissing the Austrian folks off bc when they yell they sound like the muppets swedish chef lmaoooo…
moved into my beautiful new apartment in Austria & in 5 seconds my dad broke the freakin toilet seat.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
moved into my beautiful new apartment in Austria & in 5 seconds my dad broke the freakin toilet seat.
seeing garbage like this from my alma mater pisses me off because i published my first paper as lead author my senior year but because I am a woman I did not receive any recognition. And I was still a student. This kid is NOT.
That program is a fucking joke.
That program is a fucking joke.
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
seeing garbage like this from my alma mater pisses me off because i published my first paper as lead author my senior year but because I am a woman I did not receive any recognition. And I was still a student. This kid is NOT.
That program is a fucking joke.
That program is a fucking joke.
my uber driver in Vienna is iranian and he just told me Trump was the best thing to happen to America. when I asked if he had been he said “no bc Trump banned us so it ruined my plans”
HELLO????? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
HELLO????? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my uber driver in Vienna is iranian and he just told me Trump was the best thing to happen to America. when I asked if he had been he said “no bc Trump banned us so it ruined my plans”
HELLO????? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
HELLO????? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
officially a PhD candidate & resident of Austria 🇦🇹
lowkey dying inside though bc I have to actually write the dissertation & not live in la la land.
lowkey dying inside though bc I have to actually write the dissertation & not live in la la land.
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
officially a PhD candidate & resident of Austria 🇦🇹
lowkey dying inside though bc I have to actually write the dissertation & not live in la la land.
lowkey dying inside though bc I have to actually write the dissertation & not live in la la land.
I knocked out so hard on my flight to Austria that the flight attendant came by when i woke up as asked if i was ok.
yeah sorry I took a xanax and washed it down with 3 glasses of wine. All is well here.
yeah sorry I took a xanax and washed it down with 3 glasses of wine. All is well here.
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I knocked out so hard on my flight to Austria that the flight attendant came by when i woke up as asked if i was ok.
yeah sorry I took a xanax and washed it down with 3 glasses of wine. All is well here.
yeah sorry I took a xanax and washed it down with 3 glasses of wine. All is well here.
ordered a bloody mary on my flight and it’s 1% tomato juice 99% vodka.
Good night.
Good night.
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
ordered a bloody mary on my flight and it’s 1% tomato juice 99% vodka.
Good night.
Good night.
picking my friend up from the airport & some random guy just got in the back and goes “uber for John?”
No john, get the fuck out of my car you heathen!
No john, get the fuck out of my car you heathen!
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
picking my friend up from the airport & some random guy just got in the back and goes “uber for John?”
No john, get the fuck out of my car you heathen!
No john, get the fuck out of my car you heathen!
United crew writing me a birthday card after the company ruined my birthday by delaying / cancelling my flights. So i’ve sat alone in the airport all day on my 25th birthday today! But at least the crew gave a shit, that was kind.
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
United crew writing me a birthday card after the company ruined my birthday by delaying / cancelling my flights. So i’ve sat alone in the airport all day on my 25th birthday today! But at least the crew gave a shit, that was kind.
just landed in Dallas and the first thing that happened was my Lyft driver decided to drive us into a weak tornado 😭
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
just landed in Dallas and the first thing that happened was my Lyft driver decided to drive us into a weak tornado 😭
Teaching 20 students weather statistics for free because embry riddle meteorology lets their professors cancel class for 3 weeks without doing anything to ensure their students get the education they paid for. Breaks my heart. Education can be such a scam.
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Teaching 20 students weather statistics for free because embry riddle meteorology lets their professors cancel class for 3 weeks without doing anything to ensure their students get the education they paid for. Breaks my heart. Education can be such a scam.
Me watching Mormon missionaries trying to convince catholic Austrians that Jesus came to America
October 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me watching Mormon missionaries trying to convince catholic Austrians that Jesus came to America
SOS I left my back door open and now there is a cat in my home & it won’t leave.
I guess I have a cat now.
I guess I have a cat now.
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
SOS I left my back door open and now there is a cat in my home & it won’t leave.
I guess I have a cat now.
I guess I have a cat now.
being an american in europe is WILD bc someone really just said “americans hold their guns closer than their own children.”
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
being an american in europe is WILD bc someone really just said “americans hold their guns closer than their own children.”
even tho there’s a lot of bad in this world rn… here is a heart warming photo of my dad, a NICU nurse of 28 years, reading to a preemie baby. His hospital does a NICU read-a-thon where nurses read to the babies whose parents cannot always be with them. 💜
September 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
even tho there’s a lot of bad in this world rn… here is a heart warming photo of my dad, a NICU nurse of 28 years, reading to a preemie baby. His hospital does a NICU read-a-thon where nurses read to the babies whose parents cannot always be with them. 💜
me when people come to my house and walk on the carpet with their shoes on
September 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
me when people come to my house and walk on the carpet with their shoes on
tappin into what America has going on & I see “tylenol” and “autism” are trending.
and you know what, no thank you. I don’t even want to fucking know!
and you know what, no thank you. I don’t even want to fucking know!
September 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
tappin into what America has going on & I see “tylenol” and “autism” are trending.
and you know what, no thank you. I don’t even want to fucking know!
and you know what, no thank you. I don’t even want to fucking know!
my friend works as a 911 dispatcher and the Great Colorado air show is taking place right now & the dispatch center is getting flooded with calls bc folks think “china is invading & we are going to be nuked.”
everything is very normal these days!
everything is very normal these days!
September 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
my friend works as a 911 dispatcher and the Great Colorado air show is taking place right now & the dispatch center is getting flooded with calls bc folks think “china is invading & we are going to be nuked.”
everything is very normal these days!
everything is very normal these days!
September 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM