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Kelsey
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I like the weather 🇦🇹
clearly it didn’t work out for you…… :/
Wait are you saying there’s something a lot of smart ppl do in their mid to late 20s that might make one turn to drinking a bottle of vodka
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
when austrian men are being weird my fav flex is saying “im american & I will beat the shit out of you” in the most new jersey accent you could think of
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I like pissing the Austrian folks off bc when they yell they sound like the muppets swedish chef lmaoooo…
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
moved into my beautiful new apartment in Austria & in 5 seconds my dad broke the freakin toilet seat.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
seeing garbage like this from my alma mater pisses me off because i published my first paper as lead author my senior year but because I am a woman I did not receive any recognition. And I was still a student. This kid is NOT.

That program is a fucking joke.
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
my uber driver in Vienna is iranian and he just told me Trump was the best thing to happen to America. when I asked if he had been he said “no bc Trump banned us so it ruined my plans”

HELLO????? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
officially a PhD candidate & resident of Austria 🇦🇹

lowkey dying inside though bc I have to actually write the dissertation & not live in la la land.
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I knocked out so hard on my flight to Austria that the flight attendant came by when i woke up as asked if i was ok.

yeah sorry I took a xanax and washed it down with 3 glasses of wine. All is well here.
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
ordered a bloody mary on my flight and it’s 1% tomato juice 99% vodka.

Good night.
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
picking my friend up from the airport & some random guy just got in the back and goes “uber for John?”

No john, get the fuck out of my car you heathen!
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
October 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
United crew writing me a birthday card after the company ruined my birthday by delaying / cancelling my flights. So i’ve sat alone in the airport all day on my 25th birthday today! But at least the crew gave a shit, that was kind.
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
just landed in Dallas and the first thing that happened was my Lyft driver decided to drive us into a weak tornado 😭
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Teaching 20 students weather statistics for free because embry riddle meteorology lets their professors cancel class for 3 weeks without doing anything to ensure their students get the education they paid for. Breaks my heart. Education can be such a scam.
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me watching Mormon missionaries trying to convince catholic Austrians that Jesus came to America
October 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
SOS I left my back door open and now there is a cat in my home & it won’t leave.

I guess I have a cat now.
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
October 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
being an american in europe is WILD bc someone really just said “americans hold their guns closer than their own children.”
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
colorado clouds <3
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
even tho there’s a lot of bad in this world rn… here is a heart warming photo of my dad, a NICU nurse of 28 years, reading to a preemie baby. His hospital does a NICU read-a-thon where nurses read to the babies whose parents cannot always be with them. 💜
September 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
me when people come to my house and walk on the carpet with their shoes on
September 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
tappin into what America has going on & I see “tylenol” and “autism” are trending.

and you know what, no thank you. I don’t even want to fucking know!
September 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
September 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
my friend works as a 911 dispatcher and the Great Colorado air show is taking place right now & the dispatch center is getting flooded with calls bc folks think “china is invading & we are going to be nuked.”

everything is very normal these days!
September 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
intense hailstorm in Fort Collins, CO! Looks like it snowed!

#Cowx
September 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM