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Sliced and diced phony weather alerts in nostalgic ALL CAPS every 3 hours. May sound real; they are not.
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CARIBOU, MAINE has issued an INSUFFICIENT SUPERCELL VIDEO CONFERENCE until 4:50 AM...
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November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PORTLAND, OREGON has issued a FLASH DANGER DELIVERY until 3:10 AM...
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November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CLEVELAND, OHIO has issued a MISSING ZONAL FLOW SAVINGS EVENT until 11:10 AM...
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November 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MILWAUKEE/SULLIVAN, WISCONSIN has issued a BEEFY TUESDAY OF DOOM until 9:30 AM...
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November 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BOISE, IDAHO has issued a HYPERLOCAL DANGER FINAL EXAM until 3:40 PM...
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November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO has issued a WINTER FIRE ON LINE 2 until 1:10 PM...
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November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN RENO, NEVADA has issued a LEMON-SCENTED BOLLOCKS SHOWER until 3:05 PM...
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November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN HONOLULU, HAWAII has issued a JUICY UNIT WARNING until 3:50 PM...
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November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MILWAUKEE/SULLIVAN, WISCONSIN has issued a BRISK SNOW FINAL EXAM until 7:05 AM...
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November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN FORT WORTH-DALLAS, TEXAS has issued a SPECIAL CHASER CONVERGENCE until 12:35 PM...
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November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NEW YORK/UPTON, NEW YORK has issued a SEVERE LABRADOR FIRE until 2:50 PM...
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November 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN EUREKA, CALIFORNIA has issued a LEMON-SCENTED TROPICAL STORM EXTRAVAGANZA until 12:10 AM...
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November 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN DAVENPORT/QUAD CITIES, IOWA has issued a LOCAL FORECASTER STATEMENT until 3:15 AM...
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November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA has issued a CALL OF DUTY: BUTTER SLIDING INTO MY DMs until 11:45 PM...
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November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS has issued an AUSTRALIAN WARM FRONT FIESTA until 3:10 AM...
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November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA has issued a MEDIOCRE ÜMLÄÜT WITH RGB LEDs until 6:45 AM...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GAYLORD, MICHIGAN has issued a SUMMERTIME FHQWHGADS BOOSTER until 9:50 AM...
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November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ABERDEEN, SOUTH DAKOTA has issued an INSUFFICIENT PELICAN CHAMPIONSHIP until 8:25 AM...
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November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MIDLAND/ODESSA, TEXAS has issued a FORBIDDEN SNOW SQUALL TIK-TOK DANCE until 5:45 AM...
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November 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MARQUETTE, MICHIGAN has issued an EXCESSIVE BUZZ SAW EVENT until 9:45 PM...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA has issued a MELTED POLYGON AT NO EXTRA CHARGE until 5:05 PM...
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November 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BILLINGS, MONTANA has issued a PLAID FREEZE SHORTAGE until 4:40 AM...
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November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NEW YORK/UPTON, NEW YORK has issued a HONEY-SMOKED LABRADOR WITH A CREAMY CENTER until 5:10 AM...
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November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA has issued a HARD FORECASTING IN AISLE 7 until 6:00 AM...
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November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GREENVILLE-SPARTANBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA has issued an IRONIC BRO WATCH until 2:00 PM...
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November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM