i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.

The joke works better in the original context of modifying a Trump/Pence sign that someone put up somewhere. It turns a pro-Trump sign into something else and insults the owner of the sign

Carrying the sign would make it look like you're making those statements about yourself

What did you send them?

Looking at the Jeff Co noise ordinance, seems like you could make any noise for up to 30 minutes, but then you're in violation if you continue to be over 65 decibels

www.jeffersoncountywv.org/home/showpub...

This is great! It's a good thing! We pay taxes. The government spends that money on things we need and want that the market doesn't incentivize on its own. We get those things, and we also get the economic activity from everyone involved in making those things happen. It's extremely win-win!

The military industrial complex pays engineers to design weapon systems and factory workers to build them. They too are spending their money in the American economy. This isn't to endorse the MIC, but to show that all government spending has the same effect - most of it goes into the economy

SNAP recipients use their EBT cards at supermarkets and other food stores. The stores receive the funds and use that to pay their employees and buy more food to sell. The employees spend their money in the American economy. The farms and food producers spend their money on materials and employees

Universities aren't sitting on grant money like a goblin treasure hoard. They spend it on professors, researchers, administration, and materials. The people spend their money in the American economy. They work in structures built by American companies. They buy their lunches from other Americans

Just waiting for a reporter to do this to the serial liar.

ordinary americans are filming ice agents and trying to save their neighbors. for all the hemming and hawing during 2024 about how democracy was an elite concern, the elites gave up far more quickly than average people.

Not reading this tripe

Corruption loves corruption

Good question. The uneven and inconsistent application could be an indicator that the process is done quickly

But maybe it's a daily ritual he cares about a lot, so he really puts in the time

Exactly! It's inconsistent in color and application. Sometimes it manages to look reasonable, sometimes it looks like he put it on while blindfolded

Who makes the makeup? Is the color inconsistent, or does the amount applied vary?

You'd think by now he'd have a jig to help with the ear lines

That's part of why I'm curious. It's not the same every day, there's variance. The hair / ear line shifts.

It doesn't really feel like it's professionally applied, does it?

Does he put it on himself?